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"AVAILABLE SON" - Pitches With Glitches

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

evil-looking boy

Ah - what a week for bloopers! This week we're rolling in booze and money...and we have one son for sale.  Join the party, folks - BYOL. (Bring Your Own Laughs):

First Round Is On Me

"Equipped with Boose Theatre System" (I'll drink to that!)"

"Antique great still in FP" (Really? Grandpa's was in the tub.)

"New hard landscraping" (Where's there's a will, there's a till.)

"Too many upgrades to lisp." (Too much moonshine to s-s-s-speak.)

""Impairted Murano glass in hall" (Impaired agent with shot glass being hauled off.)

Pass Me A Party Hat

"Your snearch is over." (So is your career.)

"New til in bath" (For those who want a personal ATM?)

"We would appreciate your commets." (Thank you, Darth Vader.)

"Beauty mounted on a hill." (Please get a room.)

"Very econominal" (I suppose less cactus is more.)

"Foundation has shited" (It seems evacuation has begun.)

Take the Hat Off the Deer Head and Go Home

"Available son" (So reform school didn't work?)

"Beware of drop out in back yard" (That's what we always said about my brother...)

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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thanks, for reading, Kim. Laughter is good for the blood pressure levels!

Nov 04, 2010 08:30 AM
Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

Gwen - Once again, thx for the laugh today.  I needed it   It's been a rough week and it's not over yet.  :)

Nov 04, 2010 10:18 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Hang in there, Donne - we're past hump day and Friday is just ahead!

Nov 04, 2010 10:36 AM
Lora "Leah" Stern 914-772-4528
Coldwell Banker, 170 N Main Street, New City NY 10956 - New City, NY
Real Estate Salesperson

Gwen, thanks for sharing and for the alughs.  Loved them all.

Nov 04, 2010 03:44 PM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

Where have you been?  I look forward to my weekly nitwit list.

Nov 04, 2010 05:40 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thanks, Leah - I love your name!

Nov 04, 2010 06:34 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

"Nitwit list" - I love that, Jane! I have been in Indiana sucking up biscuits, gravy and corn dogs. When not wallowing in a bucket of fat, I took the time to peruse their real estate ads. It seems they make the same gaffes we make on our coast. My favorite: "beautiful satan wallpaper." Something tells me it's flammable!

Nov 04, 2010 06:45 PM
Dee Mayers
Covina, CA
San Gabriel Valley, CA

I read this blog and wondered what in the world is this! Sorry not familiar with your work and the young man through me off, not sure if he was laughing, mad or sad.  Then I read the comments to get a sense of it.  Went back and read it again, now I do, (slow learner).  MLS bloopers, inappropriate images, incorrect data, what's next, disgruntle sellers? Thanks for the guffaw =D.

Nov 04, 2010 08:31 PM
Kathryn Maguire
GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881 - Chesapeake, VA
Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach

Oh, I needed this this morning!  Thanks for starting my day off with a loud and boisterous laugh!

Nov 05, 2010 01:03 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Dee, if the sellers saw some of these bloopers, they would indeed be disgruntled. Imagine if it were your house being described as having a still in the fireplace!  (That must be the same home that has the Boose theatre system :)

Nov 05, 2010 07:07 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thanks for reading, Kathryn - this is a business where one can never lose one's sense of humor!

Nov 05, 2010 07:08 AM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

I love Alan May's photos of the different rally signs.  The best one was "Youth in Asia Will Kill your Grandma".

Nov 05, 2010 01:16 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

That's hysterical, Jane.  That's worse than "available son"!

Nov 05, 2010 02:12 PM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Gwen,

Thanks for the laughs today. I really needed a giggle! You are the best as always!

;)

Nov 06, 2010 10:04 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Happy to provide some cheer, Betina!

Nov 06, 2010 12:07 PM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

I find goofy stuff in MLS listing all the time.  I never thought about saving them up for a blog post.  Great idea!

Nov 08, 2010 04:12 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

It's a lot of fun, Donna - and it fills every day with shock and awe!

Nov 08, 2010 05:13 AM
Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

I don't know how I missed this one, but great, as usual.  Cracks me UP!!!!

Nov 08, 2010 09:13 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

THANKS, JULI - HAPPY TO MAKE YOU SMILE!

Nov 08, 2010 09:59 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thanks, Juli - happy to make you smile!

Nov 08, 2010 10:12 AM