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Seniors in love....how do they plan a wedding?

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Real Estate Agent with Alain Pinel BRE 01367196

SENIOR WEDDING 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

 

 

Comments (9)

Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Pacita:  Ok... so I was reading your little story... line, after line, after line.  Yes, the druggist says, and says... and says.  Got to the end... and really broke out laughing.  What a great ending.  Just sitting here "chuckling" and bouncing away while doing it.  Great story.

Happy Sunday !

Nov 07, 2010 10:17 AM
Geri Sonkin
Douglas Elliman Real Estate 516-457-7103 - Merrick, NY
Long Island Real Estate & Staging Expert

This offered me a much needed laugh on this day.  Thank you!!

Nov 07, 2010 10:24 AM
Liz Gimelson
Realty Mark Associates - Chalfont, PA
Bucks County Realtor-PA & NJ Notary

Very funny

Nov 07, 2010 10:40 AM
Peggy Hughes/pha logistix, inc.
pha logistix inc - San Francisco, CA
SF NYC LA

Great joke!  I'm still laughing... thank you.

Nov 07, 2010 11:01 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

HMMM, I am not all that far form doing this for my Christmas presents.

Nov 07, 2010 01:00 PM
CHARLENE PERRY, CLTP
Key Title Corporation - Perry Hall, MD
Insuring the Past to Protect Your Future

What a great story! Thank you for sharing

Nov 07, 2010 02:53 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

And they lived happily ever after knowing just what they needed ....thanks for the smile.

Nov 07, 2010 10:17 PM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Pacita - thanks for this, did not see the punch line coming, it was great!

Nov 08, 2010 12:15 AM
Home Loan Search.Online
Home Loan Search Online - Newnan, GA

Great joke! I was trying to figure it out but I didn't expect that punchline :)

Nov 19, 2010 02:46 AM