An employee leaving work one day approached security with a wheel barrow filled with hay. The officers in charge examined the contents of the wheel barrow and satisfied there was nothing hidden let the employee pass.
The next day the same man and same night security had the same encounter. The guards suspected there was indeed something hidden searched harder this time, but finding nothing but hay let the man pass.
The next two nights in a row the same ritual occurred each time the guards becoming more frustrated but letting the employee pass not finding a thing.
On the fifth night the guard finally said we know you're stealing something, but promise not to tell if you just tell us what you’re taking. The employee turned to the guards and said Wheel Barrows.
Moral of the story, don't worry about checking pockets at an open house make sure visitors are not wearing your pants when they leave.
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