Tall Tales from the Thanksgiving Kitchen! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

The holidays are upon us!  Most of us will be busy trying to juggle family obligations and clients needs and wants for the next six weeks.  I figured I'd share a recipe with you that might save you some time on Thanksgiving!
 
8 – 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (homemade or boxed)
1cup un-popped popcorn
Salt/pepper to taste
 
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.

After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey’s butt blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it’s done.  


Happy Thanksgiving - Smile and be thankful!
(Smile it's the start of a great week.  Be thankful the joke wasn't longer!)


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Rainmaker
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Brin Realty Associates Team At Bean Group
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So I am reading this and get to the popcorn..popcorn? huh? then I see the turkey butt blowing the oven door open...good one Laura...

Nov 21, 2010 09:38 PM #1
Rainmaker
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P.S.  Like your new picture...I need to update mine too...keep waiting to loose 10 pounds...yeah right.

Nov 21, 2010 09:39 PM #2
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce

one more reason to have ham...have a happy !

Nov 21, 2010 09:43 PM #3
Rainmaker
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Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Very cute Laura.........I can just picture it happening too!  Thanks for my Monday morning laugh.

Nov 21, 2010 09:53 PM #4
Rainmaker
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Barbara Hensley
RE/MAX Properties - Rockwall, TX
Homes for Sale in Rockwall County, Texas

Cute, Laura.  A Monday morning smile is a good start to the week.

Nov 21, 2010 10:02 PM #5
Rainmaker
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Rene - Thanks, a visitor to LBI offered to take that yesterday!

Sally & David - Have a great week!

Nov 21, 2010 10:08 PM #6
Rainmaker
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Roger - glad to help get your week off on a happy note!

Barbara - Thanks, have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 21, 2010 10:50 PM #7
Rainmaker
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Sounds like someone needs to be the designated catcher for this meal!

Nov 22, 2010 01:16 AM #8
Rainer
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Aaron Seekford
Arlington Realty, Inc. - Arlington, VA
Ranked Top 1% Nationwide 703-836-6116

Love your recipe, Laura. Don't think I'll be trying it at my house--I've got enough to keep me occupied with my twins!

Nov 22, 2010 02:22 AM #9
Rainmaker
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Laura, is that an old turkey timer trick they taught you in Jersey? Pop-corn as a Thanksgiving cavity search, should be reserved for the airport.

Nov 22, 2010 06:28 AM #10
Rainmaker
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Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi Laura:

Funny...I was wondering where this was going with the popcorn!

Nov 22, 2010 08:02 AM #11
Rainmaker
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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William, Aaron, Steve & Toula...thanks for stopping by!  Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 23, 2010 04:03 AM #12
Rainmaker
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Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Hun... - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Hey Laura, I'm in a library now and I just busted out laughing when I read this...I did get a few looks...oh well....if they can't take a joke.

Nov 23, 2010 07:58 AM #13
Rainmaker
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Wendy Rulnick
Rulnick Realty, Inc. - Destin, FL
"It's Wendy... It's Sold!"

Laura - Thank you!  I needed that laugh!  I'll add this to my cooking repertoire.

Nov 23, 2010 11:36 AM #14
Rainmaker
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

That sounds about right!  Funny gobble humor!!

Nov 23, 2010 02:13 PM #15
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Nick - Even libraries are brighter with a few chuckles.

Wendy - Glad to help!

Carla - You'll not see this one of Food Network!  LOL

Happy Thanksgiving all!

Nov 24, 2010 01:22 AM #16
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