7 Words that mean something different to men and women

Real Estate Agent with Success Realty Inc. 0528964
Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-____expression, male

7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Comments (15)

Christopher Pike, 803.727.7800
Keller Williams® Realty - Columbia, SC


Good one, I really like the first one.

Sep 08, 2007 02:56 PM
Springfield, MA
Great list!! I needed a good chuckle!
Sep 08, 2007 02:59 PM
Joan Whitebook
BHG The Masiello Group - Nashua, NH
Consumer Focused Real Estate Services
LOL  - I really needed this.  That is so funny -- I won't tell you what I thought a "thinging" was -- oh well --
Sep 08, 2007 03:24 PM
So true....I am new on active rain and this group is my favorite.  Relaxing.  Thanks for the funny stuff.
Sep 08, 2007 05:02 PM
Gary J. Rocks
Juba Team Realty - Jefferson Township, NJ


Very funny, I nearly pissed myself when I read Vulnerable, and Numbers 3,5 and6 best describe me while number 7 fits my wife to a T

Sep 08, 2007 09:57 PM
Patsy Ittner, Your Premier Broker Selling St. Augustine Real Estate
Little Fox Realty - Saint Augustine, FL
I laughed out loud at this one.  And it's all TRUE.
Sep 09, 2007 03:13 AM
Christine Bohn
RE/MAX Professionals - Gainesville, FL
The Bohn Team, Gainesville FL
Great Funny!   Thanks!
Sep 09, 2007 12:21 PM
Hugh Krone
Weichert Referral Associates - Hamburg, NJ
Realtor, Sussex County NJ


 Those are good I'll bet you'd b a great guy to sit around and have a beer with.

Sep 09, 2007 03:20 PM
Ilyce N. Powell
Financial Revitalize - Baltimore, MD
CMPS- Certified Mortgage Planning Specialist
Ok, Angel Those were pretty funny. You'd better watch out though; there are plenty of women who know what's under the hood of a car! LOL
Sep 09, 2007 04:11 PM
Angel Ochoa
Success Realty Inc. - El Paso, TX

Beer, did someone say beer?  Hell ya.  Thanks for the compliment Hugh.  Anytime you're in town.

Sep 09, 2007 09:54 PM
Lacey D. Horton
LDH Services - Heath, TX
Certified Signing Agent Texas
Very funny, I needed a laugh this morning!
Sep 12, 2007 11:56 PM
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Naoma Doriguzzi - Virginia Beach, VA
I think you have been communicating with my husband.   Thanks for sharing this list....very funny
Sep 15, 2007 01:56 AM
Matthew J Blum - (retired from the business)
Palm Beach Gardens, FL
Angel, That was to funny! Thank you for the post. I really enjoyed the laugh
Sep 15, 2007 03:27 AM
Vicente A. Martinez
Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Woodhaven, NY
Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes
That was a funny post... Keep doing what you do.
Sep 16, 2007 05:58 PM
Vicki Bishop GRI - Alabama Real Estate
Coldwell Banker United Realtors® - Bay Minette, AL

that was funny, i liked the one about commitment, I have seen that happen so many times.

Sep 17, 2007 12:12 PM