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Wacky Wednesday: Support the Bottom and Other Warning Labels

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Real Estate Agent with The Stark Company Realtors, Madison WI 53123-94

Thanksgiving After dinner at Barbara Chatterton's place, image taken by Barbara Chatterton 

My Photograph of AFTER Thanksgiving Dinner Before the Pie is Served

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Support the bottom" is a warning embossed on my E-Z foil turkey pan. I love just going about doing my Thanksgivng planning and organizing and reading a message that makes me chuckle and imagine all the possibilities of the message. Does the message include pulling up a chair or stool upon which to rest your bottom while preparing the stuffing for the turkey? Or.... Patting your  favorite bottom as (s)he wanders by? 

I started thinking about crazy warning labels and found some on the internet in conjunction with Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch (M-LAW). They began a contest to expose how frivolous lawsuits, and a concern about potential frivolous lawsuits, have led to a new cultural phenomenon: the wacky warning label. Here are some especially enjoyable ones:

 

A label on a baby stroller warns: "Remove child before folding."


A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: "Harmful if swallowed "


A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."


A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn"


A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."


A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place"


A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious"


A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use"


A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes"


A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

Wacky Wednesday: Support the Bottom and Other Warning Labels

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Ernie Hernandez
RE/MAX - Cedar Park, TX
Central Texas Real Estate, NW Austin, Cedar Park

the car visor one is my favorite!

Nov 23, 2010 05:21 PM
Joetta Fort
The DiGiorgio Group - Arvada, CO
Independent Broker, Homes Denver to Boulder

I'm pretty sure I HAVE ironed clothes while wearing them. Just the bottom hem of a jacket front, mind you! Thanks for the giggle!

Nov 23, 2010 06:16 PM
Ginny Gorman
RI Real Estate Services ~ 401-529-7849~ RI Waterfront Real Estate - North Kingstown, RI
Homes for Sale in Southern RI and beyond

Yes, Barbara...you haven't seen me yet running down the highway with a wheelbarrow- well maybe after Thursday dinner!  It really is amazing these incredible warnings due to lawsuits.

Nov 23, 2010 11:23 PM
Barbara Chatterton
The Stark Company Realtors, Madison WI - Madison, WI
Greater Madison Wisconsin Area Realtor

Yes, Ernie-driving away with a sunshield!  Amazing!

I have too, Joeta!  Maybe that is why they put it on as a warning.

Ginny, I think I will need something like that too, Thursday evening!

Nov 24, 2010 02:52 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Barbara, these warnings should be easy....but I too have ironed clothes while wearing them!    We live in a busy world at times!

Nov 24, 2010 03:37 AM
Curt Warner
Platinum Media Solutions - Charlotte, NC
★ Platinum Media Solutions ★

SuperMan costume - warning: costume does not give the wearer the ability to fly.

Who even thinks these things up and how wacky is our world that the disclaimers and warnings have to be there? Are people really that stupid?

Another good one on cough syrup for children... do not operate automobiles or heavy equipment while using this product.

Nov 24, 2010 06:54 AM
Eric Kodner
Madeline Island Realty - La Pointe, WI
CRS, Madeline Island Realty, LaPointe, WI 54850 -

Reminds me of an insurance company form letter that my dad received in the mail years ago with a typo in it.  The letter gave a pitch to buy life insurance and closed with the sentence, "send no money, you will be killed later".  I think they meant to say "billed later".

Nov 24, 2010 03:23 PM
Barbara Chatterton
The Stark Company Realtors, Madison WI - Madison, WI
Greater Madison Wisconsin Area Realtor

Darn,Curt!  It doesn't?    I can just see the kid on the bobcat now. LOL

Do you think that may hav e been a subliminal message, Eric?  : )

Nov 24, 2010 03:38 PM