That Place You Call Home.

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Accompanied by angst, goosebumps, and the daily principle to ensure my belly never hides my penis, I often recollect the days of young.*

Early memories have me watching "The Wizard Of Oz" with a "Dorothy Plate" complete with all the fixings that scares the hell out of a naturally cultivated vegetarian.

When Black & White went to Color, I, like most, was mesmerized by the visceral meaning behind all of it. 

The place I call home is one I can never truly come back to.  It's always missing something. 

I came across HGTV the other day and got to watch the Cable Version of what goes on in Real Estate these days.  Made me want to eat paint chips and wipe my posterior with home-made thorns.  Then I read Active Rain and got a more real version ... of that place ... that's always missing something.

Home ...

That Place You Call Home is the same abode I call mine.  But it's more than six walls and a toilet or two, it's a forehead against a desk, peripheral vision that eyes a stranger in the dark, and a sharp elbow just to keep things in proper order.

A pious man once said, "Do unto me the same as I crap onto you."

And the one thing I don't want to miss is that place I call home.

*I lie about when I will and won't articulate things.  It was supposed to be a month, yet here I am not thirty days into the joint and I'm smoking a blunt made of breeze.  Angst still surprises me and goosebumps keep me kicking dirt. *

 

 

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Kate Bourland
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not quite sure what to make of this post jason.  I'll have to digest it a bit.

Nov 27, 2010 04:08 PM #1
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Jason Sardi
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Don't go 'Fluffer' on me, Kate ;)

Nov 27, 2010 04:12 PM #2
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Charles Buell
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Jason, always keep a vigilant eye on that belly----when you aren't watching..........

Nov 27, 2010 04:44 PM #3
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Susan McCall, Independent Listing and Buyer Agent
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You got me at penis, as I had not seen this subject discussed on AR before.  I would suggest Viagra, as I've seen many ads on TV for this problem.  And perhaps a mirror or two.  If you had watched HGTV closer you probably would have come to this conclusion yourself.

Only six walls, is this one room? Must be interesting to be in a room with six walls.  I am in a room with 5 walls and is does add a little interest.

Better be careful, you know what happened to Dorothy.

Nov 27, 2010 06:24 PM #4
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Bryant Tutas
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Jason. When you reach my age seeing your penis becomes much less important :)

Of course I wish the 80 year old nakid man doing squats in the sauna would understand this.

Nov 27, 2010 11:38 PM #5
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Alan May
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I use mine to 'hold up' my overhanging belly... but then that's just me.  gives new meaning to the term 'push ups'.

Nov 28, 2010 01:40 AM #6
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Gerry Michaels
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Glad you were able to that blunt fired back up, don't worry about your penis, age has a way of expanding the belly and shrinking the penis, so you lose from both ends....nothing like keeping it positive

Nov 28, 2010 02:27 AM #7
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Jason Sardi
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Well put, Gerry:)

May - I suppose that would.  I'll wait for the work-out video to make its way to a store near me.

Bryant - Thank you for the visual, my friend. 

Susan - Stick around, I'm plotting a post on yeast infections and how they tie into a long-term fix for the Real Estate Market as a whole.  And as far as Dorothy goes, never was much into drugs myself, though the eye of the Tornado intrigues me to no end.

Buell - Understood ...

 

Nov 28, 2010 03:17 AM #8
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James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
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After the penis disappears from sight the feet are next.

Nov 28, 2010 03:40 AM #9
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Russell Lewis
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Ahh...you are back and accompanied by one of my favorite Kinks tunes! And please, PLEASE...if I ever utter that phrase that BB left, shoot me!

Nov 28, 2010 04:23 AM #10
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Gary Woltal
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OK, some of the words had me meandering LOL Jason but in terms of going back to an old home you can't. The building is smaller, the bushes overgrown, the fences are rusty. Been there, done that and you CAN'T!!

Nov 28, 2010 01:16 PM #11
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Ron Marshall
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Whooooosh!  That is the sound of your writing flying over the heads of so many.  Does anyone really read a post before commenting?  I think not.

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