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HOLIDAY HUMOR

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Green Realty Properties® - 954-667-7253 BK3175566

                                                                 IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN ...
 

 

 
                                                    Who's jolly and cute,
 
 
 

 
 
 
                                                     Wearing a beard and
                                                      a red flannel suit,


 
 

 


   
                                                          And if he is chuckling
                                                             and laughing away,
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
                                                              While flying around
                                                            in a miniature sleigh,

 


 
 

 

 


 
                                                        With eight tiny reindeer
                                                              to pull him along,  
 
 
 

 
 
 

                                                             Then let's face it...

                                                    Your eggnog's too strong!

 

 

 

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Patty Da Silva, CDPE©, RESS®, AHWD®, e-PRO®, GREEN, CFS, TRC, RSPS

BROKER - REALTOR® Serving South Florida ::: 954. 667. SALE (7253) ::: Green Realty Properties®

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Comments (17)

Jim Patton
Aspire Home Real Estate 209-404-0816 - Modesto, CA
Realtor - Stanislaus ,Merced, San Joaquin Counties

Love egg nog.  Merry Christmas Patty.

Dec 14, 2010 02:45 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Hi Patty...

Merry Christmas, and I am a big fan of egg nog too!

Dec 14, 2010 02:57 PM
Debbie Walsh
SHAHAR Management - Middletown, NY
Hudson Valley NY Real Estate 845.283-3036

I love it!  Patty this is adorable!  And I only saw him for a minute!  LOL

Dec 15, 2010 06:02 AM
Christopher Green
Green Realty Properties, Inc - Davie, FL
Cooper City :: Davie Top REALTOR

Hi Patty,

Thank you for the awesome Christmas holiday humor!! I hope you have the best Christmas ever! Is your eggnog too strong! Be safe and enjoy the Holidays!

Dec 15, 2010 06:16 AM
Marianna Athanasiadis
Green Realty Properties® - Davie, FL

Oh is that where the rum is supposed to go? In the eggnog? Oops. ;o)

Merry Christmas everyone!

Dec 15, 2010 07:43 AM
Broker Patty Da Silva Da Silva
Green Realty Properties® - 954-667-7253 - Cooper City, FL
Top Listing Broker

Jim - I hope you enjoy a good eggnog this season.

Richard - Merry Christmas to you too. I love Georgia in the winter.

Debra - Only for a minute.. me too.... just a minute. LOL

Chris - You are welcome. Thank you!

Marianna - Will you not go to Greece if I give you eggnog with lots of rum? :)

Dec 16, 2010 12:06 PM
TC McClenning
Top Cat Creative Services - Canton, GA

Another bit of humor for everyone to enjoy...

 

Twas the Night Before Short Sale Christmas

By TC McClenning (@RealtorPR) for www.ShortSaleDailyNews.com

 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the short sale

Not a deal was closing, no matter how stale.

The families were packing, hoping to hear

Of an offer approval, by their agent so dear.

 

The Realtor was dealing, with the phone to her head,

(Continued at http://shortsaledailynews.com/twas-the-night-before-short-sale-christmas/ )

Dec 17, 2010 08:40 AM
Larry Costa
Century 21 Classic Gold, Carver MA - Carver, MA
Realtor, MA Real Estate

Thanks and Merry Christmas!

Dec 19, 2010 12:22 PM
Karen Crowson
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Rancho Bernardo, CA
Your Agent for Change

Very cute - love the photo of the kitties too.  Have a very Merry Christmas!

Dec 22, 2010 02:58 AM
Ron Marshall
Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN
Birdhouse Builder Extraordinaire

The kitties were the best.  But the verse was great, too.  Thanks for a great holiday laugh! 

Dec 28, 2010 01:08 PM
Broker Patty Da Silva Da Silva
Green Realty Properties® - 954-667-7253 - Cooper City, FL
Top Listing Broker

TC - thank you for sharing!

Larry - same to you!

Valerie - Hehehe - did it bring up a memory? LOL

Karen - I love kitties - I have four and they are just as cute as the ones on this photo.

Ron - Happy New year to you and yours!

Dec 29, 2010 07:23 AM
Edward Peterson
eDrake - Hamden, CT
eDrake; CT

I didn't know eggnog could be made too strong; I personally like cinnamon and full fat content nog! Happy New Year!

Dec 30, 2010 05:30 AM
Patsy Overton
Patsy Overton Interiors, Atlanta, Georgia - Duluth, GA

Cute!  The kitty photo is great.  I must admit that I'm not an eggnog fan, although my husband has been asking for it.

Dec 31, 2010 02:28 AM
Gay E. Rosen
Julia B. Fee Sotheby's International Realty - Larchmont, NY
As Real as Real Estate Gets!

Hi Patty: Egg nog is delish but deadly! Cute ditty and the cats are  - of course- lovely! Best, Gay

Dec 31, 2010 02:37 AM
Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY

Eggnog every new years.  gotta have it!

Jan 02, 2011 10:29 AM
Broker Patty Da Silva Da Silva
Green Realty Properties® - 954-667-7253 - Cooper City, FL
Top Listing Broker

Edward - no "non-fat" for you, hum? LOL

Patsy - I hope your husband got to enjoy some... yummy....

Gay - Thank you Gay!!! The kitties are my favorite.

Erby - Hope you had a great New Year, with lots of eggnog, of course!

Jan 04, 2011 06:07 AM