If "Seinfeld" Had Facebook

Industry Observer with RETIRED / State License is Inactive Inactive License Oregon

Yesterday I read a post by our own (ir)reverent Greg Nino . . . and if you've ever read any of Nino's post, you get it.  He's both!!

You Don't Have to Accept EVERY Friends Request on Facebook!!

It got me thinking about "de-friending" . . .

Too bad Steinfeld stopped production before the Facebook phenom. 

I can just imagine their "De-Friend" episode.

So I wrote the following mini-script in the comments on Greg's post.

I thought it funny and for all you "Seinfeld" friends, you'll be able to follow this. 

We know the characters so well . . . you'll do a great job reading the script!!

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The De-Friend  Episode -- from the Seinfeld Vault

Elaine:  {glancing at cell phone}  Oh . . . GEEZ . . . Peterman just sent me a "friends" request on Facebook.

George:  So?

Elaine:  So? SO?!?  That means I've got to accept it.

Jerry:  No you don't.  You don't have to accept it.

Elaine:  Jerry . . . it's Peterman.  He takes ALL his friend requests personally. PERSONALLY JERRY!!

George:  Okay . . . okay . . . I got it.  You "friend" him now, and then later . . . ya DE-FRIEND him.

Elaine:  How much later are you talkin'?

Jerry:  Yeah, George.  Just how much later?

[enter Kramer]

Kramer:  Jerry . . . Jerry ya gotta help me . . . I'm getting freinds requests from people . . . . people I don't know.  I don't KNOW THEM JERRY . . . and they want to be my friend!!!!!

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And ironically . . . here is the Seinfield Facebook Page

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Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

this is so funny.  I can hear them saying it.  Works quite well.  Nice job.

Dec 15, 2010 08:55 AM #13
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

Oh my goodness... you have to finish.  Now I have to go see what years the series was on.  I worked evenings the entire time.  (So my mom could keep my daughter) and I watched it only in syndicated reruns.  I'm thinking of buying the entire series on DVD now.

Dec 15, 2010 10:19 AM #14
Jack Mossman - The Nines Team at Keller Williams in Lodi
The Nines Team at Keller Williams in Lodi - Lodi, CA
The Nines Team in Lodi

Gosh Carla ... I'm reading the script and I am hearing their voices .... I've got to go lay down ....

Dec 15, 2010 03:28 PM #15
Nevin Williams
Sierra Pacific Mortgage Raleigh - Raleigh, NC
Raleigh Mortgage Pro

Carla - LOL  you kill me!

Dec 15, 2010 04:22 PM #16
Kathryn Maguire
GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881 - Chesapeake, VA
Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach

Oh my, Carla.  You have captured the Seinfeld spirit with a bang-on script. This was way too funny!

Dec 15, 2010 10:56 PM #17
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Hi Jane . . . I was "channeling"  HA HA HA

Hey Margaret -- Love the phone.

Hi Debbie . . . they were characters all right.  They kinda grew on us all.

Hey Tammy -- now, wouldn't that be a "hint, hint" for Don?!?  :-)

Hi Jack . . . ha ha ha

Hey Nevin -- thanks?  HO HO HO

Hi Kathryn . . . Glad you liked it!!

Dec 16, 2010 07:41 AM #18
Carra & Shae Riley
Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd - Westminster, CO
Helping people Transition at all ages!

Carla ~  Great AR story!  I can't wait to see your page.. send me an invite and I will like it on all my pages...How fun is this!

Dec 16, 2010 08:50 AM #19
Pat Haddad, ABR, CRS, ePRO, GRI
Keller Williams Indianapolis Metro NE - Carmel, IN
Carmel, Fishers, Westfield IN Real Estate Expert

Carla--What a riot!!  So much better than watching reruns!  I actually think you would have been a really good regular on the show.   So please do consider a REALTOR sitcom!!  I think you have all of your characters right here on AR!!

Dec 16, 2010 02:01 PM #20
Pat Haddad, ABR, CRS, ePRO, GRI
Keller Williams Indianapolis Metro NE - Carmel, IN
Carmel, Fishers, Westfield IN Real Estate Expert

P.S.  You better head back over to Craig Rutman's sweater post comment #45 and where did you get the dancing Elaine?

Dec 16, 2010 02:57 PM #21
Alex Morris - Austin Real Estate Agent
Austin, TX

Carla - genius!  You can't get through a day without quoting/citing Seinfeld!  This is too funny.  You nailed it!   Thanks for the chuckle, as well as the kinship of a fellow Seinfeld "follower".

Dec 16, 2010 03:54 PM #22
Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

Carla-That was a great script. They were so able to get comedy in pretty much every segment. That's saying something for a show about just everyday, or nothing events. You may have a future in show business.

Dec 16, 2010 04:52 PM #23
Brian Madigan
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage (Toronto) - Toronto, ON
LL.B., Broker


Very creative and very well-written.

Half the people on my friends list, I don't even know. That's very strange, but I don't say "no"


Dec 17, 2010 01:13 AM #24
Charita Cadenhead
Keller Williams Realty - Birmingham, AL
Serving Jefferson and Shelby Counties (Alabama)

That's funny, I don't recall seeing your name in the screen credits.  Based on this script, I know I must have overlooked your name.  Who are you writing for now?

Dec 17, 2010 03:24 AM #25
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Perry Wellington Realty, Adam Conrad, Broker - Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Carla, I went to Seinfelds FB page and he has 3,322,128 fans...WOW

Dec 18, 2010 12:19 AM #26
Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.AtHomesCharlotte.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods

Hi Carla!  Just getting back from vaca and trying to catch up on some of my favs--this is AWESOME!  We were huge Seinfeld fans and this is SO Seinfeld!  Don't stop now...keep writing dahling!  I can absolutely see this unfolding into an episode!

Perhaps Jerry needs to add you to his writing team and pick up where they left off?!

Dec 18, 2010 03:28 AM #27
Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.AtHomesCharlotte.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods

Oh and the Elaine dance...priceless!

Dec 18, 2010 03:28 AM #28
Eric Michael
Remerica Integrity, Realtors®, Northville, MI - Livonia, MI
Metro Detroit Real Estate Professional 734.564.1519

That was perfect. I could even hear each of their voices as I read it.

Dec 18, 2010 12:43 PM #29
Scott Hayes
(512) 786-8300 - Austin, TX
Realty Austin, Broker Associate



I'm catching up on posts. Glad I didn't miss this one, combining Seinfeld, Facebook on AR is classic. As a Seinfeld addict, your dialogue is spot on.

Dec 27, 2010 11:00 AM #30
Amanda Christiansen
Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843 - Fort Wayne, IN
Christiansen Group Realty

This one really made me LOL!!  Well done!  

Jul 18, 2011 08:18 AM #31
Heather Russo
Keller Williams Realty - Kerrville - Kerrville, TX
SRES , REALTOR, Kerrville, Texas Homes for Sale

LMAO! Now I need to BEG Seinfeld to write a youtube of this so we can see it play out!!! LOL

Jul 18, 2011 08:29 AM #32
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