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Welcome to my blog, April Hayden-Munson Realtor ® in Brookfield Wisconsin.

 

 

On Friday's I put a blog out with a joke on it.  I am not the author - I was sent this from a friend...Please enjoy

Subject: Depressed?

 

 

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pickup your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

 

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

 

Today, the Government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

 

I was so depressed last night thinking about BP, Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

 

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


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Pretty funny stuff.  Thanks for the laugh April.  At least it looks like the job market is picking up, if we're willing to relocate. )

Mike

Dec 17, 2010 07:38 AM #1
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April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

Mike - Yeah - a really "bad" job in mid east. ha ha h a

Dec 17, 2010 07:54 AM #2
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Robert Hammerstein
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April - Good one..... Thanks for the laugh... I needed this on a friday....

Dec 17, 2010 08:15 AM #3
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April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
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Robert - thanks for not calling me Mickey or something.... ;)

Dec 17, 2010 08:23 AM #4
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Joshua Zargari
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What a reflection on the way we live today...So real but yet, so funny...

Dec 17, 2010 08:47 AM #5
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April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

I agree Joshua!

Dec 17, 2010 08:47 AM #6
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Steve Loynd
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Being suicidal and driving a truck is like sky diving without a parachute...you can do it once but not twice.

Dec 17, 2010 10:17 AM #7
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Marilyn Harrell
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I was wondering where my shovel is! - what was that phone # ? LOL

Dec 19, 2010 03:16 AM #8
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