Special offer

TSA STATISTICS

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Real Estate Agent with REMAX REALTY 9

TSA Statistics

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of  Homeland Security


 Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
 Transvestites 133
 Hernia's 1,485
 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
 Enlarged Prostates 8,249
 Breast Implants 59,350
 Natural Blondes 3

 

Tamara Perlman
Referral Network Inc. - Truckee, CA

I wonder how many nail files, scissors and letter openers they've confiscated??? 

Jan 07, 2011 10:38 AM
Katherine Fornale
REMAX REALTY 9 - Howell, NJ
SFR, GRI

I don't know, but this seems to be the perfect job opportunity for perverts.

Jan 08, 2011 02:47 AM
Christine Hooks
Pino Agency - Pennsville, NJ
Celebrating 25 Years in Real Estate!

I just read this to my friend who is a retired Air Traffic Controller.  The last line got him!

Jan 12, 2011 01:58 PM
Ann Allen Hoover
RE/MAX Advantage South - Hoover, AL
CDPE SRES ASP e-PRO Realtor - Homes for Sale - AL

That's pretty darn funny.....and a job I would not want for any amount of money!

Feb 04, 2011 03:55 AM