Funny Friday - Quick joke about leaving the house...

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Real Estate Agent with Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ

This quick joke was sent to me, hope you get a laugh from it!

                

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.

They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered the pet parakeet then put the cat in the backyard.


Then phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. When the taxi arrived, they opened the front door to leave the house.

As they walked out the door, the cat that was put out in the yard, scooted back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.


The wife went on out to the taxi, while the husband went back inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with the husband in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so she explains to the taxi driver that the husband will be out soon; "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.  "Sorry I took so long", as the cab drove off.   "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked!  I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

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Jackie Connelly-Fornuff
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A laugh? I'm in tears right now! This was the best joke ever!

Jan 14, 2011 01:07 AM #1
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Don MacLean
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LMAO

never saw it coming

Enjoy the day

Jan 14, 2011 01:07 AM #2
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Karin Lundeen
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Toiula,  That is pretty funny!  Thanks for the laughs this morning!

Jan 14, 2011 01:11 AM #3
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Sharon Lee
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Toula-Thank you for the laugh this morning. Didn't see that one coming. Have a great day.

Jan 14, 2011 01:12 AM #4
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Richard Strahm
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What a hoot!  Thanks for the Friday laugh!

Jan 14, 2011 01:12 AM #5
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now that's too funny!

Jan 14, 2011 01:14 AM #6
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Great morning chuckle .. thanks!

Jan 14, 2011 01:19 AM #7
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Toula...:-(  Ultra sensitive me...wished it was a kid instead of an animal reference ha ha ha!!!

Jan 14, 2011 01:58 AM #8
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Toula, nice to begin a day with a laugh...thanks.

Jan 14, 2011 02:05 AM #9
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Hi Toula at tennis tonight I will be telling this joke. Thanks for the funny. This will be our first day out from the week of snow

Jan 14, 2011 02:42 AM #10
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Toula..Great way to start off a Friday LMAO

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Jan 14, 2011 03:36 AM #11
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Toula,

What a great way to end the week. Best one I've heard in a while.

Rich

Jan 14, 2011 05:22 AM #12
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Robert Rauf
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LOVE IT!  Thank you for the Friday fun Toula!

Jan 14, 2011 08:39 AM #13
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Thanks for the smile!

Jan 14, 2011 08:40 AM #14
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Toula,

That is so baddd but funny.  Thank you ma'am for the friday laugh.

Jan 14, 2011 11:19 AM #15
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That was funny...

Jan 14, 2011 10:15 PM #16
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Gabe Sanders
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Very funny Toula.  Are you sure there wasn't a mother in law upstairs?  I've heard worse.

Jan 14, 2011 11:20 PM #17
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I haven't heard this in ages.  I have to share this with some new friends.  Thanks

Jan 16, 2011 12:32 PM #18
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