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Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

 

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

 

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

 

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

 

Puff! She's gone.

 

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

 

Puff! He's gone.

 

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

 

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

 

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

 

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

 

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

 

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

 

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Rose King
David Tracy Real Estate - Friendswood, TX
Friendswood / Pearland / Houston Bay Area

Ha, ha! Cute stories, and so true! Thanks for the laugh, Maurice!

Jan 18, 2011 03:35 AM
Pocono Luxury Homes The Jeff Rickert Team
RE/MAX Property Specialists - Pocono Lake, PA
Poconos Luxury Homes

LOL

Thanks for the laugh and the post!

Good luck with a quick sale.

Jan 18, 2011 03:35 AM
Joe Kenny
Realty Executive Midwest - Darien, IL
Better Than Your Average Joe

True dat, true dat.  Thanks for the chuckle.

Jan 18, 2011 03:55 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Moe, it's not my birthday yet!

Jan 18, 2011 04:26 AM
Erika Rogers
Red Rock Real Estate ~ Southern Utah's Largest Independent Brokerage - Saint George, UT
St George Utah Real Estate & Relocation Specialist

Isn't that just the luck! Thanks for the laugh.

Jan 18, 2011 04:31 AM
Bryan Robertson
Los Altos, CA

Great stories and nice little moral lessons.  It definitely helps to be the boss although it's not as glorified as most people think it is.

Jan 18, 2011 05:06 AM
Tommy Taylor
Taylor Properties & TexasForSale.net - Kerrville, TX
CNE- Texas Hill Country Realtor

Thanks for the laugh and lessons. Keep them coming.

Jan 18, 2011 12:34 PM
Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Always aim for the top rung lol

Enjoy the day

Jan 19, 2011 01:11 AM