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The Tax System Explained In Beer

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Real Estate Agent with Equity Fifty Five Realty, LLC

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.  If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...

 

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing The fifth would pay $1 The sixth would pay $3 The seventh would pay $7 The eighth would pay $12 The ninth would pay $18 The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59

 

So, that's what they decided to do.

 

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20". Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.

 

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men ? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

 

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

 

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

 

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).

The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

 

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

 

"I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,"but he got $10!"

 

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar too. It's unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!"

 

"That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

 

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!"

 

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

 

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

 

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

 

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.

Professor of Economics.

 

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

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Curt Warner
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Right on!!!  I love it. I especially like the last two lines "For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible."

This is so true.  I wish the public would wake up and smell the beer!

Jan 26, 2011 03:50 AM
Mike Carlier
Lakeville, MN
More opinions than you want to hear about.

There is only one reasonable solution to this dilemma, let's start a BEER PARTY. 

Jan 26, 2011 03:51 AM
Jon Elshaug
Sinacore & Associates - Fallbrook, CA
Independent REALTOR 760.390.8396 - USMC (Ret)

Paul,

Well done wish you had been my Econ. Prof. in college.

 

Jon

Jan 26, 2011 03:54 AM
Loren Green
Greens Home Design L.L.C. - Buckeye, AZ
Phoenix Home Inspector & Designer

I don't know the actual quote, but Abraham Lincoln said that you can't better the wage earner by hurting the wage payer.  It was true then and it is true now.

Jan 26, 2011 03:56 AM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Words from Abraham Lincoln almost 150 years ago but as accurate today as they were then. ... You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich...

Jan 26, 2011 03:59 AM
Larry O'Sullivan
Sandy, UT

Paul - good logical explanation.  Bur a lot might see the solution as drinking more beer.

Jan 26, 2011 04:37 AM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Don't like beer - but a good martini would do the trick -

Jan 26, 2011 05:50 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Paul - I have read this story before. However, the key is the final message

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Jan 27, 2011 02:21 AM