Yarr, me mates! Pirates practice law too!

By
Services for Real Estate Pros with MCLS Consulting and Legal Services

In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I offer you a glimpse of what legal documentation would look like if Blackbeard, not Blackstone, had written the book on property rights.

Captain Jack Sparrow, Plaintiff,

vs.

The Dread Pirate Roberts, Defendant.
______________________________

NOTICE OF LIS PENDENS

TO: THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS, DEFENDANTS, AND ALL OTHERS WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, AVAST!

YE BE HEREBY NOTIFIED o' t' institution o' this action by t' above named Plaintiffs against you seekin' t' foreclose a mortgage on t' followin' described real booty on the Treasure Coast of Florida:

All ye treasure located in the North 1/4 of the East 1/4 of that plot of land marked with the flag of the Black Pearl.

DATED this 19th day of September, 2007.

Teach Rackham & Bellamy, Solictors for Plaintiff


Comments (5)

Daniel Sundberg
Crystal Springs Real Estate - Kentwood, MI

Nice Stacie.  I saw a post about internation talk like a pirate day on facebook and i wasn't sure if i should believe it or not.  Hopefully this isn't too contagious for me.

Oh and I have a nickname for Capt. Sparrow.....    Brig. Buzzard 

Sep 19, 2007 08:13 AM
Jo-Anne Smith
Oakville, ON

((-:  this is a cute post, Stacie !  ARGHHHHHHH...

 have a great day,   Jo

Sep 19, 2007 08:14 AM
Christine Bohn
RE/MAX Professionals - Gainesville, FL
The Bohn Team, Gainesville FL
We have the NAR Code of Ethics....... The pirates had their "CODE".....yet they were just "guidelines" anyway. I love Jack Sparrow.
Sep 19, 2007 08:29 AM
Fran Gaspari
Patriot Land Transfer, Inc. - Limerick, PA
"The Title Man" - Title Insurance - PA & NJ

Stacie,

Ho Ho Ho an a botll a rum!!! Thanks,   Fran

Sep 19, 2007 08:34 AM
Chrissi Zaccheo Ewing
Florida Sun & Surf - Jensen Beach, FL
This is easier to read then a normal contract LOL. Thank you for the smile today.
Sep 29, 2007 01:36 AM