Why Men Live Shorter Lives Than Women

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Men In Big Trouble

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Dennis Duvernay Broker/Owner
Hillview Realty - Northbridge, MA

Love it....whats the old saying...a picture tells a thousand words....your blog is the shortest thousand word post....lol

Jan 31, 2011 01:08 AM #4
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Lenn Harley
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The female in the photo is what is know as "An Attractive Nuisance".  Which, of course, is why home owners are required in most areas to install security fences around swimming pools.

That is one funny photo.

Jan 31, 2011 01:08 AM #5
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Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
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Wait!  I just got it.  The scene is a motorcycle race.  The lady walking along the sidelines is the sister of one of the competitors.

The yellow vehicle is just a pacer car.

Now it all makes sense.

Jan 31, 2011 01:10 AM #6
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Rich Murray
PMNC, Cary, NC - Cary, NC
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I think that was me driving the motorcycle. Can't wear a helmet, it blocks the visability.

Jan 31, 2011 01:13 AM #8
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Richard Iarossi
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Crofton, MD
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Gary,

Now those life insurance life expectancy tables make sense.

Rich

Jan 31, 2011 01:18 AM #9
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Rob D. Shepherd
Windermere/lane county - Florence, OR
Principal Broker GRI, SRES

If your wife catches you gawking like that, you better plan to wear a hard hat to bed and sleep with one eye open. Not restful, I have tried it.

Jan 31, 2011 01:25 AM #10
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Joseph Michalski
Precision Home Inspection - Souderton, PA
PA Home Inspector

I like her choice of sensible footwear.  Honestly - that's what I noticed!!!  (yes, my wife also is on Active Rain ;-)

Jan 31, 2011 01:31 AM #11
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Chris Smith
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage - New Tecumseth, ON
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta

Lol Gary, this reminds me of the 1950's era black and white film, with a group of young men ogling a pretty woman and driving into (I think it was a garbage can) an object on the curb, that used to be standard fare for driving schools in the 60's and 70's =)

Jan 31, 2011 01:37 AM #12
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners - Athens, GA

Its obvious. Distracted drivers often don't see motorcycles and change lanes into them.

Jan 31, 2011 01:44 AM #13
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Karen Fiddler, Broker/Owner
Karen Parsons-Fiddler, Broker 949-510-2395 - Mission Viejo, CA
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Lenn that's so funny....Atractive Nuisance.....LMAO, And this is EXACTLY why men don't live as long as women, if the cycle doesn't get them their wives will.

Jan 31, 2011 01:49 AM #14
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Kristin Johnston - REALTORĀ®
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
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OK, I am just going to say that those shoes do not go well with the bikini...horrible shoes indeed :-)

Jan 31, 2011 02:35 AM #15
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Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
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LOL. Now they would probably try to blame her because they died. Funny joke; thanks for sharing! 

Jan 31, 2011 02:38 AM #16
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Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
New Hampshire Home Stager

Do you have any idea what kind of tan line mess she is creating with those straps tied around her legs? 

Jan 31, 2011 02:54 AM #17
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
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Gary, My father use to tell me the reason Men don't live as long as their wives is by choice...they are ready to call it quits sooner.

Jan 31, 2011 05:21 AM #18
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Jennifer Prestwich
Henderson, Thornton, Broomfield and Westminster - Henderson, CO
Madison & Co Properties

Gary- is Lenn trying to say that we need to put a fence around that woman?  lol! great pic!

Jan 31, 2011 06:10 AM #19
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Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Silly woman. Doesn't she know that she should be walking o the other side of the road facing traffic?

Jan 31, 2011 06:43 AM #20
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Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
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You people are cracking me up. The comments are funnier than the picture. LOL

Jan 31, 2011 06:45 AM #21
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Steven Nickens
Elite Pacific Properties Maui - Wailea, HI
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Gary,

I had to check this out after reading your recent blog.  This occurs every timeI paddle out surfing on Maui, can be dangerous. Problem is, some times these wahines are dropping in right in front of you.

Jan 31, 2011 06:50 AM #22
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Jim Palmer
Chipola Realty - Chipley Office (850) 638-2777 - Sunny Hills, FL
Washington County, Florida

That explains the rash of whiplash cases in the emergency room!

Jan 31, 2011 12:59 PM #23
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I don't think she'll last very long either, walking around like that!  lol

Jan 31, 2011 03:22 PM #24
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