Did I Read that Sign Right?

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty

Did I Read That Sign Right? 

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
 
In A Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
 
In A Memphis Department Store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
 
In An Office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
 
In An Office:
AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
 
Outside A Second-Hand Shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
 
Notice In Health Food Shop Window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
 
Spotted In a Safari Park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
 
Seen during a Conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
 
Notice In A Farmer's Field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
 
Message On A Leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
 
On A Repair Shop Door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
 

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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

HA HA!  Those are great!  We have a laundry mat here that has a sign in the window "Drop your pants off here"

I always giggle when I drive past it.

 

Best~

Karen

Feb 02, 2011 10:38 AM #1
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Karen Baker
Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty - Sunset Beach, NC
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Ha Ha Karen, I love it!  I laughed at all the signs!!

Feb 02, 2011 10:46 AM #2
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Melissa McKinney
McKinney Realty Group - Fayetteville, NC
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It is amazing what you see written at times!! Too funny!!

Feb 02, 2011 01:36 PM #3
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Debbie Jean (DJ) Artrip
Debbie Jean (DJ) Artrip, Cardinal Real Estate, Northern Mich - Hawks, MI

Thanks for the laugh. DJ

Feb 02, 2011 02:13 PM #4
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Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
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Oh my gosh! I was laughing so hard that my husband made me read them to him! LOL

Feb 02, 2011 03:01 PM #5
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Roger D. Mucci
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Those were hysterical............thanks for the morning laugh, much needed today too!

Feb 02, 2011 10:00 PM #7
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Dale Ganfield
Leland, NC

Hi Frank and Karen, very funny.  People do not consider the possible different meanings or when something is read literally.

Feb 03, 2011 12:01 AM #8
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Karen Baker
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Nothing like a good laugh ~ any time in the day ~

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