How The World Was Created

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  • ON THE FIRST DAY, GOD CREATED THE DOG AND SAID, "SIT ALL DAY BY THE DOOR OF YOUR HOUSE AND BARK AT ANYONE WHO COMES IN OR WALKS PAST.  FOR THIS, I WILL GIVE YOU A LIFE SPAN OF TWENTY YEARS."

  • THE DOG SAID, "THAT'S A LONG TIME TO BE BARKING.  HOW ABOUT ONLY TEN YEARS AND I'LL GIVE YOU BACK THE OTHER TEN?"

  • SO GOD AGREED.....

  • ONE THE SECOND DAY, GOD CREATED THE MONKEY AND SAID, "ENTERTAIN PEOPLE DO TRICKS, AND MAKE THEM LAUGH. FOR THIS, I'LL GIVE YOU A TWENTY - YEAR LIFE SPAN.

  • THE MONKEY SAID, "MONKEY TRICKS FOR TWENTY YEARS?  THAT A PRETTY LONG TIME TO PERFORM.  HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU BACK TEN LIKE THE DOG DID?''
  • AND GOD AGREED.....

  • ON THE THIRD DAY, GOD CREATED THE COW AND SAID, "YOU MUST GO INTO THE FIELD WITH THE FARMER ALL DAY LONG AND SUFFER UNDER THE SUN, HAVE CALVES AND GIVE MILK TO SUPPORT THE FARMER'S FAMILY.  FOR THIS, I WILL GIVE YOU A LIFE SPAN OF SIXTY YEARS."

  • THE COW SAID, "THAT'S KIND OF A TOUGH LIFE YOU WANT ME TO LIVE FOR SIXTY YEARS.  HOW ABOUT TWENTY AND I'LL GIVE BACK THE OTHER FORTY?"

  • "OKAY," SAID GOD, "YOU ASKED FOR IT."

  • SO THAT IS WHY FOR OUR FIRST TWENTY YEARS, WE EAT, SLEEP, PLAY AND ENJOY OURSELVES.  FOR THE NEXT FORTY YEARS, WE SLAVE IN THE SUN TO SUPPORT OUR FAMILY.  FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS, WE DO MONKEY TRICKS TO ENTERTAIN THE GRANDCHILDREN. AND FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS, WE SIT ON THE FRONT PORCH AND BARK AT EVERYONE.

  • LIFE HAS NOW BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU.

 

  • THERE IS NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION. I'M DOING IT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.

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Brad Hornshaw
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Hi Connie

LOL very funny story thanks for sharing..........Brad

Feb 03, 2011 09:09 AM #1
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Brad Hornshaw
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Hi Connie 

LOL very funny story thanks for sharing..........Brad

Feb 03, 2011 09:09 AM #2
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Sean Untamo
Keller Williams Real Estate - Clinton, NJ
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What a fun post!!  Haha!!

Feb 03, 2011 09:21 AM #3
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William Feela
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Funny...But oh so true.   I do believe that I may be getting to that last stage a bit early

Feb 03, 2011 09:40 AM #4
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Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
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Well thank you Connie for this public service announcement. This has really put "life" into perspective for me, lol. Thanks for posting! 

Feb 03, 2011 10:41 AM #5
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Ted Tyrrell
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Connie, very funny! My wife says that I am barking at people. I just happen to be at that age I guess....

Feb 03, 2011 04:27 PM #6
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Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

Connie,

That was great, thanks for sharing, i will help spread the joy.

Feb 04, 2011 02:50 AM #7
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Connie Lou, I needed that!  I pasted it on to the head pastor and associate pastor of my church!!!  I think they'll get a kick out of that and maybe even use it in a sermon.  ;-)

Sep 16, 2011 05:36 PM #8
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