Bad joke #14 from Scott Larson

Real Estate Agent with First Weber Hedeman Group

A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $ 500.” It must be a misprint, but they call anyway. A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint. They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?” The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery. The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth… last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secretary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the house. I agreed and he asked me if I could sell the house while he and his new girlfriend hung out in the Caribbean?” SOLD!

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Barb Van Stensel
Chicago, IL

LOL in Chicago but on the flip side ... if true, I'd get it in writing and serves him right!  : )

Feb 05, 2011 09:41 AM #1
Jean Hanley
Coldwell Banker Kivett Teeters - Hemet, CA
Specializing in Folks Who Want To Buy/Sell Homes

LOL.....can't believe someone beat me to that house.  That's a good one though.  Bet that has actually happened, somewhere.

Feb 05, 2011 09:42 AM #2
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Ha ha that's funny. Thanks for the laugh!




Feb 05, 2011 09:47 AM #3
Suesan Jenifer Therriault
JTHIS-Professional Home Inspection Team - Blakeslee, PA
"Inspecting every purchase as if it were my own".

Scott I don’t think that’s a bad joke at all, in fact it’s pretty darn funny. I could see something like that happening.

Feb 05, 2011 09:47 AM #4
Ed Prestridge
The Prestridge Group - Roseville, MI
Mortg Protection Specialist

Amusing! Reminds me of a lady who sold her husbands "Johnson 5 hp outboard motor" at a garage sale (while he was at work ) for $5 because she didn't know any better and it had a big "5" on the side of it... in your joke the divorce then the sale, this time the sale then...??? I don't know but I'll bet he was NOT a happy camper when he got home.

Feb 05, 2011 09:47 AM #5
Bryan Robertson
Los Altos, CA

That's a good one.  There's nothing like a woman scorned.  How come I don't see that more often in Silicon Valley :)

Feb 05, 2011 09:51 AM #6
Ed Silva
RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

That's funny, thanks for sharing. For sure that's been done somewhere along the way, or very similar.

Feb 05, 2011 09:56 AM #7
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

If they are taking back up offers I give her $500 bucks and Pay her $500 cash after the closing...put me in touch?

Feb 05, 2011 10:37 AM #8
Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Might be tough getting his signature at closing. Unless the wife has POA, that dog just won't hunt.

Feb 05, 2011 11:02 AM #9
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Scott, the would be a For Sale By Owner gone wild!

Feb 05, 2011 11:14 AM #10
Scott Larson
First Weber Hedeman Group - Monroe, WI

I bet the Buyers agent did not make out well on this deal. Ed I like the motor price!!

Feb 06, 2011 01:34 AM #11
Don Eichler
Eichler Properties - Granbury, TX

Scott, I am sure this one is true and not a joke.  I had a listing many years ago where the property had a few days before the bank would be the owner.  I received a low offer but each divorced owner would receive $10,000.00 at closing and the exwife would not sign so that it would go against her ex.  Shae had a new name after a quick remarry.

Feb 06, 2011 03:45 AM #12
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