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Sources: REALTOR Reintegration Scheduled for Scottsdale Market in 2013

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Real Estate Agent with Homesmart

Feb 9, 2013 09:45 AM
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SCOTTSDALE (DP) – A four year federal wildlife program to rehabilitate the sagging numbers of a local animal population has proven to be a rousing success, according to Slade Winders of the Department of Herpetology.  Non-indigenous to the Sonoran Desert, Realtus Serpentes is believed to have first been introduced to Arizona shortly after the Gadsden Purchase in 1853 by a traveling circus on tour out of Toledo, OH. An aggressive reptilian known commonly as “REALTOR,” Realtus Serpentes wasted little time overrunning the desert terrain, specifically the densely populated metro areas, earning the apex predator a fast reputation as a nuisance species.

Read the full report at the Scottsdale Property Shop 

 

Comments(10)

Eric Michael
Remerica Integrity, Realtors®, Northville, MI - Livonia, MI
Metro Detroit Real Estate Professional 734.564.1519

Wow. Seems like it was less than 90 days since I've seen a post from you. Hope you don't mind that I "suggested" it.

Feb 10, 2011 12:06 PM
Paul Slaybaugh
Homesmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate

The teaser post is my happy compromise, Eric. Good mechanism for driving traffic without embroiling myself in all things AR. I'm in, I'm out and I stay out. 

Feb 10, 2011 12:15 PM
Paul Slaybaugh
Homesmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate

Suggested a paragraph and a link. You are deranged ;)

Feb 10, 2011 12:16 PM
Russell Lewis
Realty Austin, Austin Texas Real Estate - Austin, TX
Broker,CLHMS,GRI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh man, you have found an excellent use for your AR blog!

And the scary thing is...you are now posting more consistently than me here ;-)

Feb 10, 2011 01:40 PM
Steve Shatsky
Dallas, TX

If you are going to be in and outing, I hope you are taking the necessary precautions to avoid unintended consequences.

Feb 10, 2011 02:24 PM
Paul Slaybaugh
Homesmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate

Leave it to Shats to make me regret that night back in '08 with an open laptop and a fifth of Jack.

She is a tough mistress to leave completely, Russell. Doesn't ask where I've been, doesn't care where I'm going. It's a good setup for the occasional posting fling.

Feb 10, 2011 02:31 PM
J. Philip Faranda
Howard Hanna Rand Realty - Yorktown Heights, NY
Associate Broker / Office Manager

Interesting, we have a similar species here in New York, known as the genus attornus dealus killem. Must be indigenous to the Northeast. 

Feb 10, 2011 03:17 PM
Tanya Nouwens
Immeubles Deakin Realty - Montreal West Island, QC
Montreal Real Estate Broker & Stager

You boys are so silly!

Feb 10, 2011 10:18 PM
John Cunningham
eXp Realty - Phoenix, AZ
Helping Phoenix Sellers and Buyers find each other

Hi Paul, Nice to see you back on the scene here at AR. I used to contract construction work from your Dad and probably worked on half of the homes in McCormick Ranch (some more than once!). I hope that you and your Dad and family are all ok. Please tell your father I said "hi"; it has been a long time.

Feb 19, 2011 01:40 PM
Paul Slaybaugh
Homesmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate

Hi John, I'll be sure to tell my pop that you dropped by to say hello. Thanks for swinging by my blog.

 

Feb 21, 2011 05:30 AM