I received this funny from a friend and it brought back memories of wanting to be older. That was Many Many years ago!
Little Johnny and his brother were talking early one morning. His older brother said..."I think it is time for me to talk and act like the grown ups.
"What are going to say," asked Johnny.
"I am going to say 'Hell', The brother said.
So down to the breakfast table they went. Sitting a the table, mom asked the older brother what he wanted for breakfast...."Oh Hell, I will just have some Cheerios." he said.
Well, Mom did not take kindly to that remark and knocked him right off his chair. Crying, he ran up to his room.
"So, what would you like for breakfast Johnny?" asked mom.
Johnny thought for a while.." I'm no sure, but you can bet your Sweet Ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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