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Dear Tech Support:

computerLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system.

Please note that I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try entering the command: I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME.html  to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot apply new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally would recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistance - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around!

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Robert Rauf
HomeBridge Financial Services (NJ) - Toms River, NJ

It's Valentine's day, You shouldnt be picking on us Husbands today!!! :)

Feb 14, 2011 07:58 AM
John Meussner
Mason-McDuffie Mortgage, Conventional Loans, Jumbo Loans, FHA, 203(k), USDA, VA, - Walnut Creek, CA
#MortgageMadeEasy Walnut Creek, CA 484-680-4852

Haha thanks for a great laugh Heather!  The 'hot looks' and 'cooking' applications are sure to debug the 'conversation' 'personal attention' and 'romance' app issues.

There is no fix for 'football 5.0'...once you learn the app you'll see it's actually a great one to have around! 

Feb 14, 2011 08:00 AM
Peter Pfann @ eXp Realty Pfanntastic Properties in Victoria, Since 1986.
eXp Realty, Victoria BC www.pfanntastic.com - Victoria, BC
Talk To or Text Peter 250-213-9490

Hi Heather,

Although Very soon there will be a male perspective version of the about tech support request, (and I might just have to write it) I love this post and laughed out very loud.

so clever, smart and possibly true, although I have not detected any crashes on my systems, (or the various drives, and memory versions) or requests for support at our local service network service department.

wishing trojan horse and virus free operations of all systems, to optimize system performance for many decades.

we would however also  suggest reviewing the money back guarantee policy, after all other systems have been checked and rechecked.

Happy Rebooting husband 1.01 and upgrade to version 1.02 (same package, just minor error message fixes..

 

Feb 14, 2011 08:04 AM
Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRB, Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate BR030809000 - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Heather I think I've seen this one before or something like.  I laughed then and I'm laughing now. Oh sooo true!  Happy Valentines Day to You!!

Feb 14, 2011 08:55 AM
Lizette Fitzpatrick
Lizette Realty - Richmond KY - Lexington, KY
Lizette Realty, Lexington KY MLS - Kentucky Homes

Haha...this is so true! Hope you have a nice Valentines Day! I've been working all day...ugh!

Feb 14, 2011 09:34 AM
Kathryn Acciari
Century 21 Real Estate - Shrewsbury, MA
Brand Ambassador and Business Coach

This is hysterical, Heather.  Funny how that transformation occurs once you install the Husband program.  Enjoy the system - it's made to last!

Feb 14, 2011 12:13 PM
Deborah Bly
RE/MAX Space Center - League City, TX
RE/MAX Realtor

Heather,

HAve seen this one before. Still a good laugh. Perfect post for valentines day.

Feb 14, 2011 02:43 PM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

How did you think all of that up?  I really enjoyed the post.

Feb 15, 2011 09:31 AM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Heather, this is a great chunk of humor. Thanks for posting. It will be sent to my friends and family.

Feb 16, 2011 08:58 AM
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