The Limp D**K ~ Much to the man's dismay ~

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty

The Limp D**K ~ Much to the man's dismay ~

It's been a long two days of showing homes and we just wanted a little humor in our life here in Sunset Beach, North Carolina
 
Enjoy ~  More showings scheduled for all day tomorrow ~
Heading for Murrells Inlet, SC


A man took his limp duck to the vet, who listened for the bird's pulse with her stethoscope. "Sorry, your bird's dead." 

"You sure?" he shouted. 

"I'm sure." 

"But you haven't tested or anything. He might just be in a coma!" 

Rolling her eyes, the vet brought a Labrador Retriever and cat into the room. The lab put his paws on the examination table, sniffed the duck and looked at the vet with sad eyes. 

The cat jumped up, sniffed the duck, shook her head and meowed softly. 

"Sorry," said the vet, "but definitely, this duck is certifiably dead." 

She then printed out her bill and handed it to the man. 

"$150!!" he cried. "Just to say my duck is dead?" 

The vet shrugged. "Sorry, if you'd have taken my word for it, it would have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the CAT Scan, it all adds up!" 

HUMOR FROM YOUR FAVORITE HUSBAND & WIFE TEAM IN SUNSET BEACH, NORTH CAROLINA

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Rainer
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James Harner
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LOL!

Thanks for the laugh!

Feb 15, 2011 11:09 AM #1
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Karen Baker
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James ~ haha ~ your welcome!!

Feb 15, 2011 11:17 AM #2
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Kathy Streib
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That is just way toooooooo cute!!

Feb 15, 2011 11:40 AM #3
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Cindy Westfall
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Now that was realy cute....sounds like MY vet! Next time I'll be on the lookout for these "extra" tests :)

Feb 15, 2011 11:54 AM #4
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Roger D. Mucci
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That's a groaner, but I loved it!  Thanks.

Feb 15, 2011 12:39 PM #5
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Karen Baker
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Hi Roger ~ a groaner ~ haha ~

Hi Cindy ~ Yes, watch out for those hidden costs ~

Hi Kathy ~ way cute!!

Feb 15, 2011 12:49 PM #6
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Donne Knudsen
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 ROTFL 

Feb 15, 2011 01:25 PM #7
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Karen Baker
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Donne ~ LMAO ~

Feb 15, 2011 01:39 PM #8
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Richard Iarossi
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Frank and Karen,

This is one of those jokes you can tell in any company...and a bonus...its funny too.

Rich

Feb 15, 2011 01:43 PM #9
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Karen Baker
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Rich ~ catchy title bring you here??  good clean joke

Feb 15, 2011 01:55 PM #10
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Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
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Frank/Karen, The catchy title definitely brought us over this morning. Didn't know where this was going. Nice to hear that showings are keeping you busy.

Feb 16, 2011 02:40 AM #11
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Tony & Darcy Cannon
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That was funny, after all the running around that I have done today, I needed a good laugh, Thank you!

Feb 16, 2011 09:23 AM #12
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Richard Weeks
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Pretend you hear the sound of me hitting my drum cymbal.

I did enjoy it.

Feb 17, 2011 07:41 AM #13
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