A broker was upset when a brand new real estate office opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'THE BEST AGENTS.'
He was shocked when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'THE LOWEST COMMISSIONS.'
The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
Now that's how to make lemonade out of the lemons of life.
From Scott Larson of Towne Square Realty in Monroe, Wisconsin
"Your Realtor of the Region"
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so come to my land of cows and plows and visit for a day, but stay for a lifetime