How to make lemonade out of the lemons of life

Real Estate Agent with First Weber Hedeman Group

A broker was upset when a brand new real estate office opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'THE BEST AGENTS.'

He was shocked when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'THE LOWEST COMMISSIONS.'

The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'

Now that's how to make lemonade out of the lemons of life.


From Scott Larson of Towne Square Realty in Monroe, Wisconsin

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Judy Klem
Transition Stage LLC - Shelton, CT
Home Staging, Senior Move Management, Fairfield/New Haven counties

Hi Scott - That's awesome!!  Thanks for the chuckle.

Feb 18, 2011 01:14 AM #1
Karin Lundeen
Keller Williams Realty - Denver Southlands - Centennial, CO
Realtor Centennial Homes For Sale

Scott, I guess there is no point in getting down about your circumstances...just make the most of them!

Feb 18, 2011 01:17 AM #2
Karen Poss
Coldwell Banker Pinnacle Properties, Florence Alabama - Florence, AL
Realtor - 256-366-6292 - Search Florence Al Homes For Sale

LOL, now thats a smart broker.  Always figure out a way to stay ahead of the competition.

Feb 18, 2011 01:45 AM #3
Jason Dykstra
As Built Services - London, ON

I love it!

Feb 18, 2011 02:03 AM #4
Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

I have heard this before, but it is still so true - and so funny. You have to be smart and creative in this market!

Feb 18, 2011 02:38 AM #5
Scott Larson
First Weber Hedeman Group - Monroe, WI

Some times it is easy to look at the bad of the day, but we must remember that we were given the day so make the most of it

Feb 19, 2011 12:26 AM #6
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