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Monday chuckle - for the men, but not for men only.

By Juli Vosmik

Real Estate Agent with Dominion Fine Properties SA582226000

February 21, 2011 03:42 PM

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

Some old men can still think fast.

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Juli Vosmik

Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ

Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

You're welcome, Mark. I owed the men a few, LOL.

Feb 21, 2011 03:45 PM

Glad you liked it, Gretchen.

Maria Morton

Platinum Realty - Kansas City, MO

Kansas City Real Estate 816-560-3758

Juli, that's the best joke I've heard all year! LOL

Feb 21, 2011 03:47 PM

Dale Bledsoe

Crown Key Realty - Tracy, CA

Realtor in Tracy, California

I wasn't quite sure where that was going but I am glad it ended well for everyone! I only hope that when I get to be an old man my brain remains nimble and shap as his did.

Feb 21, 2011 03:49 PM

Joni Bailey

101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX

Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

Hahahaha! CUTE, Juli!! Did you see Roger's AAA post today? If not, go see it!!

Feb 21, 2011 04:12 PM

Glad you liked it, Maria.

LOL, Dale - don't we all.

Joni, Roger who?

Feb 21, 2011 04:29 PM

Tony & Darcy Cannon

Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT

The C Team

ROFL, that is a quick witted old man!

Feb 21, 2011 04:30 PM

Let's hope we're all like that, eh, Tony/Darcy?

Feb 21, 2011 04:36 PM

Roger Mucci He is a wonderful story teller. You should subscribe to his blog! You won't be sorry. He'll make you laugh, and he'll make you cry! I love him!

Feb 21, 2011 04:39 PM

Thanks, Joni, I'll check him out in the AM - for now, it's sweet dream time!!! I'll tell him you sent me.

Feb 21, 2011 05:09 PM

Larry O'Sullivan

Sandy, UT

Juli - thanks for another laugh. You certainly seem to be in humorus mood of late. A hidden comedienne perhaps??

Feb 21, 2011 06:53 PM

Roy Kelley

Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good senior moments. Thanks for sharing.

Thinking of summer on this snowy day in Maryland.

Feb 21, 2011 10:09 PM

Gail C. Harris

Resource Network, LLC SFR, AHWD, ACRE, SMAR Board Director - Chesapeake Beach, MD

Reach the BEACH with Gail C. Harris (cell: 703.868

This almost tops the one the other day about the grandfather!! :)

Feb 21, 2011 10:45 PM

Ed Silva, 203-206-0754

Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT

Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Hi Juli, I had gotten this over the weekend and was going to save it for a Friday Funny. Guess I'll just chuckle to myself. Thanks for sharing

Feb 22, 2011 12:15 AM

LOL, glad you all liked it - but I did promise a good one for the guys after the grandmother one, LOL.

Feb 22, 2011 02:48 AM

Ted Tyrrell

RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC

Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

The old timer was quick on his feet. Bet the dipper's got out quickly.

Feb 22, 2011 06:19 PM

Joshua Zargari

MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY

MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning Juli, thank you for the smile...That was a good one.

Feb 22, 2011 10:28 PM

LOL, Ted. He was sure thinking on his feet, LOL.

Glad you liked it, Joshua.

Feb 23, 2011 03:39 AM

Endre Barath, Jr.

Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA

Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Juli OK you redeemed yourself after the Grandma Joke:)))) I missed your post since I was so focused on the Serengeti post of yours.

Feb 23, 2011 01:14 PM

LOL, Endre, wildebeests will do that!!!

Feb 23, 2011 02:01 PM

Monday chuckle - for the men, but not for men only.

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