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Always good to start the day with a smile....and some of these will have you laughing out loud...have a wonderful day...enjoy !
Believe it or not...
These are Memphis, TN's REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is . . .
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn . . . I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police |
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Geek Girl PC, LLC - Sarasota, FL
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team
Good morning, Sally....those are funny....I don't know if the folks from Tennessee will think so, but the one's from Massachusetts are certainly laughing.
Feb 22, 2011 11:30 PM
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586
Great post. this is what it takes to make the world go 'round.
Godd post and a very good morning.
Clint McKie
Feb 22, 2011 11:30 PM
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!
Oh sure, just as I'm ready to jump in the shower to get ready for work, I have to clean my keyboard and computer screen...........I spit cereal all over them laughing at these! I love them...........thanks for the laugh, but not the clean-up...........;~)
Feb 22, 2011 11:30 PM
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce
www.sanantoniotexasnewhomesforsale.com - San Antonio, TX
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Hill Country
Jay Markanich....might have said it best !!!! The calls are interesting !! :)
Feb 22, 2011 11:35 PM
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists
Sally/David, Funny way to start the day, but more so that these are actually true calls!
Feb 22, 2011 11:43 PM
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector
LOL, you gotta believe that being a 911 operator would be very entertaining!
Feb 22, 2011 11:59 PM
Devlin McNiff Halstead Real Estate - East Hampton, NY
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!
Wow, those are real huh? I almost hate to say "funny" but you know what I mean....thanks for the chuckle...I could use one!
Feb 23, 2011 02:15 AM
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience
Beautiful! My vote goes to "My Personal Favorite" I can actually visualize someone saying that.
Feb 23, 2011 10:20 AM
Coldwell Banker - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent. SOLD!
Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.
Feb 23, 2011 12:58 PM
Coldwell Banker - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent. SOLD!
Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.
Feb 23, 2011 12:58 PM
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EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
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