Tall Tales from the Rectory! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore


Father O'Malley answered the phone at the rectory last week....the conversation went like this:

"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
 
"It is."
 
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
 
"I can."
 
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"

"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"

"He will!"

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Rainmaker
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Roger D. Mucci
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Lets shake things up at your home today!

Father O'Malley will make sure Ted Houlihan donates that $10,000...............very cute Laura.

Feb 27, 2011 08:36 PM #1
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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Have a great week Roger!

Feb 27, 2011 09:07 PM #2
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Funny!!! I needed a good laugh to start the week...

Feb 27, 2011 09:42 PM #3
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Dan Edward Phillips
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Love it Laura!  I had to smile when I read it.  I will pass it on to some people who will put it to good use at church.

Feb 27, 2011 09:59 PM #4
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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Michael glad to oblige!  (Love the seasonal garb!)

Dan-Share that smile!

Feb 27, 2011 10:10 PM #5
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John McCarthy
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Good Morning Laura,

A little humor is the perfect way to start the week! Thank you

Feb 27, 2011 11:09 PM #6
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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John, can't live without it!

Feb 27, 2011 11:12 PM #7
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Kristine Ginsberg
Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ
NJ Home Stager

Laura - I love your "Catholic humor" and the last one about the dead dog I pasted it to an email and sent it to my friends and family and they loved it - so funny! (I only pass on the best of the best, funny and worthy email and I'll be adding this one to my list!)

Feb 28, 2011 12:02 AM #8
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William Feela
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LOL...That is what's called taking advantage of an oppurtunity when it arises!

Feb 28, 2011 12:50 AM #9
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Arleen Montford
KELLER WILLIAMS REALTY GULF COAST - Pace, FL
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Good Morning Laura, Too funny. I think there is something to learn from this one. LOL!

Feb 28, 2011 01:32 AM #10
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Aaron Seekford
Arlington Realty, Inc. - Arlington, VA
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Very funny, Laura. Your good humor always leaves me laughing. Have an awesome week :)

Feb 28, 2011 03:39 AM #11
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
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an appropriate funny for tax time....how did you know I was crouching over the table with the calculator ?

Feb 28, 2011 06:25 AM #12
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
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an appropriate funny for tax time....how did you know I was crouching over the table with the calculator ?

Feb 28, 2011 06:25 AM #13
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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Kristine-I'm very lucky that I belong to a parish with a sense of humor!

William-I love my church, but they do know when opportunity knocks!

Arleen and Tracey-Short, sweet and to the point (like me!!)LOL

Double A-Make this the best week ever!

Hanson's All-I could tell, and no you can't claim you pets as dependants!

Feb 28, 2011 07:28 AM #14
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Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

This is my favorite group site.  Thanks for the laugh!

Feb 28, 2011 09:49 AM #15
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Laura Giannotta
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GO TEAM HONEYCUTT... I love you too~!!!!!!!

Feb 28, 2011 09:58 AM #16
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Kimberly A Norgard
Devlin McNiff Halstead Real Estate - East Hampton, NY

LOL :)

Feb 28, 2011 11:00 PM #17
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Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
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I am late in responding. Don't know how I missed this one a few days ago. Funny!

Mar 03, 2011 03:22 PM #18
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Tony Morganti
RE/MAX Crossroads in Cuyahoga Falls and Stow, Ohio - Cuyahoga Falls, OH
CRS, ABR, SRES - Cuyahoga Falls, Stow

That's a funny one Laura.  The Father is a quick thinker.

Mar 03, 2011 03:58 PM #19
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