Sunday Silly From The Sunset Beach Team

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty

SUNDAY SILLY FROM THE SUNSET BEACH TEAM

 
 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. 
The waitress asks them for their orders. 
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to 
the ostrich, "What's yours?" 
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich. 
  
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.  "That will 
be $9.40 please."  The man reaches into his pocket and 
pulls out the exact change for payment. 
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man 
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." 

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." 


Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. 


This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" 
asks the waitress. 
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and 
a salad," says the man.. 

"Same," says the ostrich.
 
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32..62." 

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
 
places it on the table. 
  
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.  "Excuse me, 
sir.  How do you manage to always come up with the exact change 
in your pocket every time?" 
  
"Well," says  the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and 
found an old lamp.  When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered 
me two wishes.   My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, 
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money 
would always be there." 


"That's  brilliant!" says the waitress.  "Most  people would ask for a 
million dollars or something, but you'll  always be as rich as you want 
for as long as you live!" 

"That's right.  Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
 
money is always there," says the man. 
  
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" 
  
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick 
with a big rear and long legs who agrees with everything I say.." 


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Rainmaker
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That is very cute, thanks for the Sunday chuckle in NH.

Mar 13, 2011 11:36 AM #1
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Laura Sargent
Carolina One Real Estate - Mount Pleasant, SC

The old be careful what you wish for!  My son liked this one.  Have a great upcoming week!

Mar 13, 2011 12:31 PM #2
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Karen Baker
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Laura ~ Thanks, make it the best week ever!

Rene ~ Chuckles from New Hampshire and have a wonderful week!

Mar 13, 2011 01:33 PM #3
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Melissa McKinney
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Frank & Karen~ Just like a man...LMBO!

Mar 13, 2011 01:56 PM #4
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Cindy Westfall
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Hi Frank & Karen, Nice to end the week with a Sunday Silly...thinking the guy was wishing for another type of chick..LOL

Mar 13, 2011 04:07 PM #5
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Tony & Darcy Cannon
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Frank & Karen, LOL That was funny!

Mar 13, 2011 06:27 PM #6
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Ha! I didn't see that one coming.  Thanks for the laugh!

Mike

Mar 14, 2011 06:49 AM #7
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Cute! Careful what you wish for, is the moral of this story.

Margaret

Mar 14, 2011 08:38 AM #8
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Karen Baker
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Margaret ~ Well he did get what he wished for, didn't he ~

Mike ~ Ha, ha gotcha ~

Mar 14, 2011 08:46 AM #9
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Ted Tyrrell
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Thanks for the funny. Strange request for the second one.

Mar 14, 2011 12:44 PM #10
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Elizabeth Byrne
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Frank and Karen, I had a great laugh. We better be careful what we wish for, we just might get it!

Mar 16, 2011 05:21 AM #11
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