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Mortgage and Lending with Caliber Home Loans 288509

I have been asked constantly about the changes coming up in April and how it will change the pay of the Loan officer industry.  I came across this example and could not have found a more appropriate explanation. 

Please note this was an email chain, I do not know the original source, it's one of those blasts....


Feds Revamp Waitress Compensation Due to e coli Poisoning

Regulators are proposing a change in how food servers in the United States are paid due to recent e coli poisoning at a local restaurant. E Coli (short for "Escherichia coli" ), can cause serious food poisoning in humans and the bacteria is responsible for occasional product recalls due to unsanitary conditions at Major Slaughterhouse 's around the country. Clearly the fault of the food server known as the "Waiter" or "Waitress".

Waiter!Mr. Tommy Aikey awoke a few days ago with food poisoning after having a Steak meal served by Wendy Knowfalt, a food server at "Steak and Ail".

After Tommy Aikey reported the incident to local authorities, the legislators and regulators quickly got to work on a new bill that will prevent this type of food poisoning in the future. From the experts within the government, all indications show that clearly the waitress was at fault for the ordeal.

Here is a breakdown of the new regulation and the three main components.

* and waitresses will no longer be able to have their tips or other compensation based on the type of the meal they serve or based on the servers experience level, or service levels to the customer. For example:

 

Money?· A Waiter or Waitress may not be paid more for a steak dinner, than a Shrimp or chicken dinner. They must be paid the same regardless of whether the food comes out warm, or cold due to any delay where the food was prepared while the server was on break.

· When customers order their meal, they must be presented with a minimum of 3 different menus from competing restaurants in the area.

· The customer must wait 3 hours to order their meal after signing a disclosure showing what type of salad, starch and vegetable will be served with the meal. If the restaurant owner provides these "ancillary" items - he may not charge a higher margin on one item over the other.

* to the waiter/waitress must be either paid by TIPS from the consumer, or by credit card - NOT by BOTH.

 

i. Note that for these purposes, both the Restaurant itself AND the Wait staff are considered "Servers", thus - if the Credit card option is used to pay the cashier (owner of the restaurant), then NO TIPS may be accepted by the waitress.
* Provision and Safe Harbor.

i. A "Server" may not "Steer" a consumer into a meal by a certain animal type if they will receive greater compensation from that meal, than in other meals which may have been offered the consumer... unless the offered meal is in the consumers best interest (Safe Harbor).
* that it is unclear within the proposed law how far this legal definition goes, and the Feds are offering NO CLARIFICATION. If the same steak dinner is available 2 blocks away, is it in the best interest to send the client to the competing restaurant?

* serving Steak over Salmon in the best interest of the consumer's health. All questions that have severe penalties and will only be clarified during future inspections of the restaurant by the Food Inspector.

Lastly, in another unrelated law that is being considered called QRM, or Qualified Reluctant Meals- certain Restaurant owners should be aware that they may have to eat 5% of the consumers meal prior to serving.

Let them eat SteakWelcome to my world of analogies. Yes the story is bogus to illustrate how crazy and confusing the recent announcement of the Fed rule regulating and changing compensation to loan officers set to become effective on April 1st.

In this Story, the - Is Equivalent to
Meat Slaughterhouse = Big Banks funding the loans
FDA = Federal Reserve Board of Governors
Meat Distributor = Wholesale Lender
Restaurant Mortgage =Brokerage Firm
Waiter/ Waitress =Loan Officer

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Jason M. Keith
Senior Loan Officer
LMB100018303
NMLSR # 288509
Cell: 303-263-6135
jkeith@starkeymtg.com

Starkey Mortgage

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Suite 110

Centennial, CO 80111

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Carla Freund
Keller Williams Preferred Realty - Raleigh, NC
NC Real Estate Transition & Relocation 919-602-848

Jason - Quite Humorous. What will they think of next?

Mar 17, 2011 09:40 AM
Shannon Lewis
Beringer Realty - Champaign, IL
Realtor, Broker - Champaign-Urbana, IL

That's some sick humor you've got there;-) Wow. Our government kinda sucks right now. I feel for you loan officers out there.

Mar 17, 2011 09:46 AM
Jason M. Keith
Caliber Home Loans - Parker, CO
Equal Housing Lender

Carla, I'm nervous to see what they think of next!

Shannon, if they are successful at what they want to do, it may be real estate agents next!

Mar 17, 2011 09:55 AM
CA COASTAL ESTATES Lauren Selinsky Perez CRS
California Coastal Estates - Aliso Viejo, CA
"Your Real Estate Broker" #oclauren

quite comical! i think everyone should read and have a chuckle~

Mar 17, 2011 06:53 PM
Jason M. Keith
Caliber Home Loans - Parker, CO
Equal Housing Lender

Thanks Lauren, if I don't laugh, I start crying!  :)

Mar 18, 2011 04:29 AM