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I CAN NOT WAIT To Hold Up My ActiveRain Success Commission Check On This One!

By Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED

Industry Observer with RETIRED / State License is Inactive Inactive License Oregon

March 20, 2011 06:25 AM

OH HAPPY DAY!!

I CAN NOT WAIT until I've gotten that hot little commission check in my hand from this client!!

This morning, a delightful message was waiting for me from a potential client. YES!! Dr. Grey I WILL ASSIST YOU!! Matter of fact, I'm going to want to do some referrals to all my colleagues who might want to benefit from your . . . errrr, hmmmm . . . "investment."

Dr. Grey, if you follow my blog posts, I sincerely hope you don't mind me sharing this with my colleagues. As well-seasoned professionals, we know when opportunity knocks. And we all say "HELLOOOOOOO NURSE!!"

And to think he'll invest EVEN MORE MONEY "if" the investment grows well. Oh come on, Dr. Grey . . . don't be so pessimistic. There's no "IF" in success!! To quote Charlie Sheen "WINNING!" How can the $9.5M NOT "grow" well?!? I'll be sure to plant this investment seed in about as much shit manure as I'm sensing you have on hand.

My dear, fellow ActiveRainers . . . if you want to share in this golden opportunity of a lifetime, please feel free to contact the good "doctor" directly. And, without sounding trite, please DO sound professional when you make contact. After all, he clearly wants someone that "really know much about the real estate investment."

Me: DR.NELSON GREY

Email Address: dr.nelsongrey@yahoo.co.uk

Subject: REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT.

IP: 109.200.6.43

Message: GREETINGS,

I WANT AN HONEST AND GOD LOVING MAN/WOMAN WHO CAN HELP ME TO INVEST ON REAL ESTATE IN U.S.A. I READ FROM THE CNN AND BBC NEWS HOW THE REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT BOOMS IN AMERICA.

I WANT TO START THE INVESTMENT WITH $9.5 MILLION DOLLARS AND I WILL INVEST MORE MONEY IF THE BUSINESS GROWS WELL. CONTACT ME IF YOU REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT.

BEST REGARDS,

DR. NELSON GREY
E-MAIL: dr.nelsongrey@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +44 701 0285557

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Gary Woltal

Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX

Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Well at least he is looking for a God loving MAN/WOMAN. That makes it legit. Ha Ha. Too bad he can't take the miniscule time to figure out which one a person with the name of Carla is. LOL. Or was it Carl? What a hoot this doctor is....

Mar 20, 2011 06:41 AM

Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED

RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Hi John . . . absolutely I'll share . . . what's commissions on $9.5M between friends!!!!

Hey David -- ROTFL.

Hi June . . . yes we get the tasty spam. I've never had it on AR before . . . tastes SO much better here, though! LOL

Hey Gary -- I'm God loving, so I don't think he'll want me as an agent. HA HA HA

Mar 20, 2011 06:42 AM

Cinnamon Wright

Wilmington Real Estate 4U 910.547.1446 - Wrightsville Beach, NC

Assistant to Tish Lloyd

David -- Get off the phone, I'm trying to reach Dr, Grey and you're hogging him. Carla said we could share! Right, Carla? Right?

Mar 20, 2011 06:44 AM

Tom Hoffman

Top Priority Realty, LLC - Brighton, CO

Broker/Owner

Thanks for the post. Another good reason to be a part of AR

Mar 20, 2011 06:45 AM

Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED

RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Hi Tish -- RIGHT!! I'm sure there's plenty to go around . . .

Hey TPR . . . yes, this is my first big investment opporunity. HAPPY DAY IN THE RAIN!! It doesn't happen often!

Mar 20, 2011 06:46 AM

Torgie Madison

Quicksilver Real Estate Solutions, LLC - Portland, OR

Websites and Contact Management

I love the all caps and that they put a bogus IP address right there thinking it would look more legit. Seriously, who does this work on?!

Mar 20, 2011 06:50 AM

F U

nobody - Alamance, NT

Dead

Carla, I think I get one of these every day. Afraid of opening anything that ends in .uk.......

Mar 20, 2011 06:53 AM

Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED

RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Hi Torgie . . . the IP address is from Amsterdam. And I think the same 'Who does this work on??

Hey Janine -- this was in my ActiveRain contact email. I don't open emails like this as a rule, but got it special delivery right here!! LOVE IT!!

Mar 20, 2011 06:56 AM

Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®

Lewisburg, WV

Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Carla, I received one of these emails from my Active Rain contact email...what a hoot!

Mar 20, 2011 07:34 AM

Rodney Mason, VP of Mtg Lending

Guaranteed Rate NMLS# 2611 - Atlanta, GA

AL,AR,AZ,CA,CO,FL,GA,IN,MI,MS,NC,NV,SC,TN,TX,VA,WA

Sound like one of your posts did really pay off in a big way. I guess you are probably out shopping already.

Mar 20, 2011 07:44 AM

Margaret Goss

@Properties - Winnetka, IL

Chicago's North Shore & Winnetka Real Estate

Why doesn't someone tell this guy that this has been done (um, a million times?) before.

Mar 20, 2011 08:00 AM

Chris Ann Cleland

Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA

Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

And here I thought, when I first started reading that you had a legitimate buyer to tell us about. I hate this fishing scams.

Mar 20, 2011 08:13 AM

Dawn A Fabiszak

Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO

The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

Carla ~ you know I have been a little down on my luck lately. So thank you for sharing your good luck and buyer with us all on AR. I just can't believe how you have changed my Denver dull-drums into dynamite! I can hear the explosion already.

Mar 20, 2011 09:15 AM

Debbie Gartner

The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY

The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

How do you know it's SPAM vs. SCAM. Oy vey.

Mar 20, 2011 09:18 AM

Leslie Ebersole

Swanepoel T3 Group - Saint Charles, IL

I help brokers build businesses they love.

Carla: Heck, I don't want to sell him anything, I'll marry him and provide real estate services for free.

Mar 20, 2011 11:02 AM

Laraine Shape

Comey & Shepherd Realtors - Glendale, OH

Selling Cincinnati...one kitchen at a time

Hey! No fair! I thought the doctor was MY client. He sent me the same email. That dirty dog.

Mar 21, 2011 01:38 AM

Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED

RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Hi Rebecca . . . so we're competing?!?

Hey Rodney -- shopping AND referring

Hi Margaret . . . and hopefully, with little success

Hey Chris -- WHAT?!? That's not real?? LOL

Hi Dawn . . . HA HA HA

Hey Debbie -- good question. I think when the spam is acted upon, then is a scam

Hi Leslie . . . that's the way to do it!! Just be sure you hook up in a community property state!!!

Hey Ralph Lauren Laraine -- It's a dog eat dog world baby!!

Mar 21, 2011 04:44 AM

Patricia Kennedy

RLAH@properties - Washington, DC

Home in the Capital

Wow, Carla! I'm wondering how this one got past the Active Rain Spam Queen, who has now amassed over 400,000 points eliminating spam from our diets here on the Rain.

Mar 21, 2011 05:21 AM

Dick and Dixie Sells

Sells Real Estate, LLC - Trinity, FL

Realtors, Tampa Bay Florida Homes For Sale

And I got an email from his cousin wanting to by any house in our state. Now that is a narrow search! lol

If it sounds too good to be true......

Well got to go, as somebody died in another part of the world and left $500 million and the bank officer wants to give it to me! I need to buy a big suitcase! Either that or a big shovel!

Mar 21, 2011 08:23 AM

Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED

RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Hi Patricia . . . there's a Queen of Spam here?!? LOL

Hey Dick & Dixie -- yes, the cousin you never knew you had! And the generous benefactor who died -- amazing what connections we have and didn't even know about!

Hi Devang . . . now that's funny. Spammers are global, and Dr. Grey certainly gets around! HA HA HA If it sounds too good to be true . . . it probably is!!

Mar 25, 2011 06:15 AM

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