A Summary of Life...Friday Funnies...

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty

A Summary of Life...Friday Funnies from the SunsetBeachTeam

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
 

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.  
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.  
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.  
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.  
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.  
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.  
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.  
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.  
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.  
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.  
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.  
3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.  
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.  
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.  
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.  
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.  
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.  
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.  
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 

1) You believe in Santa Claus.  
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.  
3) You are Santa Claus.  
4) You look like Santa Claus.
 


SUCCESS:
 

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.  
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.  
At age 17 success is . having a drivers license.  
At age 35 success is . . having money.  
At age 50 success is . . having money.  
At age 70 success is . . ... having a drivers license.  
At age 75 success is . . having friends.  
At age 80 success is . . not piddling in your pants.

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Raiza Schwartz
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Mar 25, 2011 10:35 AM #1
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Ted Tyrrell
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I especially like the Success section. Life is like that, isn't it?

Mar 25, 2011 10:48 AM #2
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Karen Baker
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Ted ~ Success for me is at the age of 80....

Raiza ~ It's here now

Mar 25, 2011 10:52 AM #3
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William Feela
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I hope my successes end up being better than those reported here!

Mar 25, 2011 12:09 PM #4
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Karen Baker
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William ~ Success is not peeing your pants in your 80's ~~

Mar 25, 2011 12:13 PM #5
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Tish Lloyd
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Very well stated, my wise and youthful North Carolina friends!!!  You can bet I'm printing this one out for hanging . . .

Mar 25, 2011 12:55 PM #6
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Laura Sargent
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I figured I might chuckle and a few.... nope, I LOVED every one!  

Mar 25, 2011 02:03 PM #7
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Richard Iarossi
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Frank and Karen,

I love this. Heck...I've lived most of them.

Rich

Mar 25, 2011 03:22 PM #8
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Kathy Streib
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Frank and Karen- I've been having the best time laughing and relating to these!!!

Mar 25, 2011 04:50 PM #9
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Roger D. Mucci
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Pretty darn good read for a Saturday morning too, not just on Friday..........loved it.

Mar 26, 2011 12:05 AM #10
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Ginny Gorman
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Wonderful share and i will send this to all my peeps out there...so true so well said ...that's for the start of a great weekend you two!!

Mar 26, 2011 01:02 AM #11
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Cynthia Bartch
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Hi Karen & Frank I came because I saw the positively hysterical pic you post of Dorothy on Roger Mucci's  blog. I see you are equally as fun as Roger. I can't pick a favorite they are all too good but I do love 'The Four Stages of Life'....priceless

Mar 26, 2011 04:15 AM #12
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Cindy Westfall
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Hi Frank and Karen, OMG, these are too true and I can so relate to many. The success stages are just so true.

Mar 27, 2011 06:10 AM #13
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Elizabeth Byrne
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Frank and Karen, how do you come up with this funny stuff? I love all sections - I can relate to all of them on some level. I'm still laughing!

Mar 28, 2011 02:01 PM #14
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