Okay. Not really.
But I freaked out a little bit a few hours ago.
When I was in high school, I had a sweetheart named Michele...my belle...son des mots qui vont tres bien ensamble...tre bien ensemble.
(The Beatles fans know what I'm talking about! Sing it like Paul: tray bee-in on-sahmb...)
Did I just lose everyone? Definitely not a sign of a good writer. But I digress...
I was just sitting here thinking, "I wonder what happened to Michele? She must be a famous commercial artist by now." (She had a full ride to one of the best art & design schools in the country and she was incredibly talented.)
So first, I Facebooked of course. Every single person I know uses Facebook. My mother even uses Facebook, and she has a GREAT DEAL of trouble with technology, but she Facebooks every day. She's even good at it, I would say.
But if you ask her for an internet address, she'll say, "I went to the people search page and I can't find my cousin Mary!!!"
and you'll say, "Where? On Facebook dot com? Where do you search for the people? What do you mean by 'people search'? Google? What is the URL?"
And she'll say, "I turn on the computer, I go to that internet thing, and I do the people search!!! I don't know about Google or what you are talking about!"
* sigh *
Anyway, I couldn't find Michele at all. So I was thinking, "she must be dead."
I know it's terrible, but I figured she just must be dead. If you are not on Facebook, you must be dead, right?
But since I tend to overreact, I started Googling and Facebooking her brother's name...her two sisters...
None of them are in Facebook and no evidence of their existence in Google either.
Is this normal? Is the whole family dead? Or is there really groups of 40 - 50 year old people who don't use Facebook or the internet at all? I can find no evidence that any of them exist or have ever existed. No kidding!
I'm not asking this rhetorically. Her and her brothers and sisters all went to college and were all super-smart. Her mother was a doctor and her father was an engineer. How is it possible that the entire family cannot be located, using the internet?
I hate to even think of the possiblity... But we live in a Facebook world! Any thought?

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