Wet Yer Whistle!

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Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Hi folks! Billy Jays here!

Warm weather will be here real soon!

Doesn't just the thought of that conjure up images in your minds?  Outdoor activities, gardening, ball games, mowing the lawn - well, you name it!

You will be doing it!  And you will need to Wet Yer Whistle!

Have you worried about what to do when you get thirsty this summer?

I know I have.  And I want to help you with that!

Let me introduce my new product!

I call it DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Now I know what you're thinking!  Hey, isn't that the stuff so many people are writing about?

Well, yes it is!  But don't believe everything you read about it!

OK, you can believe it, because it was all true, but it's not what you think!  Believe me, DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE is totally safe!  I drink it all the time!  So call now!

Sure, everything that guy said was right and all, but it was presented in a way that made DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE seem like something it isn't!  And I gotta say, he did a great job!

You can believe me!  I'm Billy Jays!

Our DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE meets all code requirements!  That means it is filtered ONE TIME to the MINIMUM STANDARDS required by law!

Hey folks!  It's time to Wet Yer Whistle!  And it's time to wet it again and again! 

So CALL NOW!  And if you do call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to share DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE with your friends when they come over, I will throw in a case of Lotsa Nuts! absolutely free!

What drink could possibly Wet Yer Whistle! better than DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE and what could possibly go better with a tall drink of that than Lotsa Nuts! ?

Imagine how proud you will be to offer your friends and neighbors some of my Wet Yer Whistle! and Lotsa Nuts! ?

Take it from me, Billy Jays!  Wet Yer Whistle! will change your life!

So CALL NOW!  And drink deeply!

 

 

 

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Ginny Gorman
RI Real Estate Services ~ 401-529-7849~ RI Waterfront Real Estate - North Kingstown, RI
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Jay, carbon monoxide is a scary killer & so many times I see batteries out of these detectors in homes & get upset... i don't drink that juice & couldn't you give yourself a white beard?!  Very nice meeting you at RC in AC!

Apr 06, 2011 12:38 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Clint - I really think you should call now instead.

Gabe - that Billy Jays really is on top of things!  I think this is his 25th product on Active Rain.  He's something else.

Ginny - and it was nice meeting you!  This isn't exactly the same as CO, but chemically not far off!  Don't worry about the white beard.  I don't think that will change.

In case you missed it, here is a serious post on CO, and about where to put the detectors -

http://www.jaymarinspect.com/carbon-monoxide-detector.html

Apr 06, 2011 12:49 AM #4
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Ben Benita
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Creative....I like it....

Apr 06, 2011 12:49 AM #5
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
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It's a law here now...detectors are required....now we'll see how the enforcement works.

Apr 06, 2011 12:51 AM #6
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Good morning, Jay. I like the hard stuff my self. Love to swirl it in my snifter while having a serious conversation with Jack...

 

Apr 06, 2011 12:52 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Thank you Ben.  Billy has been on AR for a while now!

You may be mixing up the carbon and the dihydrogen in respect to monoxide part S&D!

But DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE can be taken in by the gallons Michael!  You should call now!

Apr 06, 2011 12:55 AM #8
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John Mulkey
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Jay - I love the stuff and have been drinking it for years. Glad to have discovered another source.

Apr 06, 2011 02:22 AM #9
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Robert Butler
Aspect Inspection - Montreal West Island, QC
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When I see that bearded guy I know he's laying it on especially thick, or are we just being hosed?

Apr 06, 2011 02:22 AM #10
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

You are welcome John.  I will convey your message to Billy.

Robert - hosed!  This is Billy's 25th product on AR!  Check out the others!

Apr 06, 2011 03:00 AM #11
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James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
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You got me with the lotsa nuts. One sure compliments the other.

Apr 06, 2011 06:35 AM #12
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Mr Jay,

I holds the copyrights on all terms with the word "nuts." I will not sues you if you cuts me in for 21% of profitables.

Nutsy

 

Apr 06, 2011 07:54 AM #13
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It does Jim.  Be careful.  Some might just come your way...

Nutsy - as you know, the Billy Jays foundation of Active Rain products is a non-profit organization.  There are proceeds that go to Billy's, um, far-away account, but no profits.  So 21% of zero is zero.

Apr 06, 2011 12:18 PM #14
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Robert Butler
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I just thought the 'hosed' wording went with the dihydrogen monoxide theme. What goes in the pipe comes out of the pipe.

Apr 07, 2011 02:48 AM #15
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I got the play on words Robert!  So I came back with another colloquial interpretation of the word!

Apr 07, 2011 11:47 PM #16
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Donald Hester
NCW Home Inspections, LLC - Wenatchee, WA
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Jay,

That is funny, I saw term used for some questions asked people and there was all these crazy answers for what it was and how deadly it was.

Apr 08, 2011 05:44 PM #17
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It was an April Fool's joke, Donald, but some got it!  As for Billy's product, it is totally safe...

Apr 08, 2011 11:17 PM #18
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Chris Smith
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Jay, you got me good with your April Fool's post, I even re-blogged it momentarily, and then thought I should investigate...

Apr 11, 2011 12:59 AM #19
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

And now, Chris, you can see what a good product it is!  I would call now...

Sorry April 1 did you in.  I had fun on a number of sites!

Apr 11, 2011 01:09 AM #20
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Yes, I had indeed missed this one = thanks for the link, Jay, and have a wonderful week!

Apr 29, 2012 10:40 PM #21
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Thanks Barbara-Jo!  That followed my post the previous day on April Fool's Day.  It was all in fun.

Apr 30, 2012 02:43 AM #22
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