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(This is truly amazing!) Six Truths of Life . .

By James Dray

Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

April 06, 2011 11:31 PM

(This is truly amazing!) Six Truths of Life . . .

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. It is a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.

2. All idiots, after reading Truth #1, will try it . . .

3. And discover that Truth #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this, but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options ... delete it, or send it along, to put a smile on someone else's face today.

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Ron Marshall

Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN

Birdhouse Builder Extraordinaire

You got me! Now, I have to remember this for next April Fool's Day! Thanks.

Apr 06, 2011 11:33 PM

James Dray

Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Don't feel lonesome I did it to

Apr 07, 2011 12:12 AM

Conrad Allen

Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA

Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - This caught me the first time I read it:)

Apr 07, 2011 12:31 AM

Keith Gilkey

Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD

410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James, You are such a trixter! Thanks for the chuckle. I am passing it along.

Apr 07, 2011 12:33 AM

Rob Thomas

Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN

Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....you're right....I did it! Thanks for the laugh!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Apr 07, 2011 12:55 AM

Wayne Martin

Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL

Real Estate Broker - Retired

Luckily you did not get me this time. The credit goes to the last guy who sent me this! Enjoy the day!

Joshua Zargari

MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY

MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning James.

In life you can learn a lot from other people...Thank you for the smile.

Have a great day.

Apr 07, 2011 01:23 AM

Randy Ostrander

Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI

Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Good morning James. Yes...I fell for it too. Excellent way to start the day with a smile.

Apr 07, 2011 01:36 AM

Kristine Ginsberg

Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ

NJ Home Stager

James I'm LMAO, because you just described what I just did, the "idiot" that I am and I couldn't wait to post that I was some kind of prodigy because I could stick my tongue out while looking at the ceiling - hahhaha - you got me and yes, I'm still smiling!

Apr 07, 2011 03:07 AM

Don Rogers

Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO

Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

Just to let you know, I had my hair checked and it is loaded with Zinc & Copper!!!! :-)))

Apr 07, 2011 04:36 AM

TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.

Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN

Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good afternoon, James. No, I did not try it. Didn't want to look like an idiot...

Apr 07, 2011 08:01 AM

Anonymous

Yes, you got me too. Because I did try it and I too thought I could do something special.

Apr 07, 2011 04:00 PM

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Clint Mckie

Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM

Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

The best way to get someone to do something is to say they can't do it.

Yes I thought I can do it and did it. Now How many others "did it" and then refused to comment due to the "small feeling"? LOL

Clint

Apr 08, 2011 11:20 PM

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