The ten things you don't want to hear when you first wake up ...

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1)  Yanni. 

2)  Yeah, you posted THAT on Active Rain.

3)  But it was only my pinky!

4)  I tried to cuddle you and ended up with a stool sample on my leg.  Care to explain?

5)  I thought you were already circumsized.

6)  Is this your Vasoline?

7)  It beats Prison, Right?

8)  Bachman has just won the Presidency.

9)  The chosen one beside you passing gas and hiding your head under the covers as he/she does it.  Great sense of humor, yes.  I'd still opt for an Alarm Clock, though. 

10)  My name is Chris Hansen and I'm doing a story for Dateline NBC.

 

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Rainmaker
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Leslie Ebersole
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I help brokers build businesses they love.

Just so you know, I read your posts mostly to remind myself that there are still people with a sense of humor. Hard to come by some days.

I think there's an Australian Aboriginal phrase that means "I see you". We need to find those words.

 

Apr 12, 2011 04:53 PM #1
Rainer
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Janine Boulay-Seibert
Remax Town & Country - Murphy, NC
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Jason, shouldn't these be added to the list?

"What did you say your name was?",

"I'm not a doctor, I just play one on T.V. "

 "Put your hands on you head"

Apr 12, 2011 05:05 PM #2
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Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

How about:

"Whoa, how much did I drink last night?"

"Ahhh We didn't do anything last night, Right?"

"Wow! I have never itched like this before."

"The Cat coughed up a hairball, it's on your side of the bed"

Apr 12, 2011 05:15 PM #3
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Chris Alston
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!  Now that was funny...  I am still smiling!  HA!

Apr 12, 2011 05:45 PM #4
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Gary Woltal
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I think the Chris Hansen one means you are having a nightmare or the men with the handcuffs are waiting for you outside.

Apr 12, 2011 07:14 PM #5
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Liz and Bill Spear
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What a way to start off the morning!  Wasn't expecting any of this! :)

Apr 12, 2011 11:15 PM #6
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William J. Archambault, Jr.
The Real Estate Investment Institute - Houston, TX

Jason,

Stool samples sharedflatulence?

I've found a safer way to respond to your blogs.

Bill

Apr 13, 2011 12:22 AM #7
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
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I hope that's your hand? If it is you can let go now...and please slip out the window while it's still dark out.

Apr 13, 2011 12:48 AM #8
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David Karp
Peachtree Realty Group, LLC - Woodstock, GA
Woodstock, Marietta GA Real Estate

Can we add Michael Buble to the list? That list is too funny. Thanks!

 

Apr 13, 2011 01:06 AM #9
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Russell Lewis
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh man, you are always entertaining! Thanks!

Apr 13, 2011 02:19 AM #12
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Donne Knudsen
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 ROTFL 

Apr 13, 2011 05:59 AM #13
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Donne Knudsen
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Thx Sardi - I hope I haven't ruined my computer by spraying coffee all over it - through my nose!!!  LMAO

Apr 13, 2011 06:00 AM #14
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Bachman, for president? Come on, I thought I made it very clear that I wanted Turner, not Bachman for president.

Apr 17, 2011 02:36 PM #15
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