2) Yeah, you posted THAT on Active Rain.
3) But it was only my pinky!
4) I tried to cuddle you and ended up with a stool sample on my leg. Care to explain?
5) I thought you were already circumsized.
6) Is this your Vasoline?
7) It beats Prison, Right?
8) Bachman has just won the Presidency.
9) The chosen one beside you passing gas and hiding your head under the covers as he/she does it. Great sense of humor, yes. I'd still opt for an Alarm Clock, though.
10) My name is Chris Hansen and I'm doing a story for Dateline NBC.