Here is old age at its best

Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty AR LLC PB00068179


Here is old age at its best

Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch
the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he
had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam
really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at
the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what
had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day,
Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very
excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud
Russ, what in the world happened to you?'

Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee
shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so
proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

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Apr 12, 2011 11:46 PM #1
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker

Sometimes the truth is so obvious, telling a lie does not pay! Enjoy the day!!

Apr 12, 2011 11:50 PM #2
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....honesty is the best policy.....Thanks!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Apr 12, 2011 11:57 PM #3
Tony Morganti
RE/MAX Crossroads in Cuyahoga Falls and Stow, Ohio - Cuyahoga Falls, OH
CRS, ABR - Cuyahoga Falls, Stow

James - that story is a gem.  I can almost imagine the look on Sam's face when he heard it.

Apr 13, 2011 12:04 AM #4
Alan Gross
PrimeLending, A PlainsCapital Company - Bethesda, MD
Loan Consultant

Nice laugh to get the day started.

Apr 13, 2011 12:23 AM #5
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD
Roy and Dolores Kelley Photographs

Funny story. Thanks for sharing.

 Blooming for home buyers this spring!

Apr 13, 2011 12:32 AM #6
Lydie Ouellet Dickinson
Realty Executives Tri County, Bellingham MA - Bellingham, MA

Good morning James! There's the way to look at life! This is one funny story this morning! Thank you!

Apr 13, 2011 01:56 AM #7
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

James-another Wednesday chuckle.  I can see that happening here in South Florida.

Apr 13, 2011 02:54 AM #8
Billi Evans
Murney Associates - Springfield, MO

James, I know a couple of guys who I plan to send this to. Thanks

Apr 13, 2011 03:19 AM #9
Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James, Thats a great story. At 89 he's lucky he remember anything in court. Thanks for the laugh.

Apr 13, 2011 03:59 AM #10
Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Now that's a hoot!  Reminds me of the guy who only has sex once a year...when he's asked why he's so excited he says "tonight's the night!" 

Apr 13, 2011 08:34 AM #11
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes


I believe the post says it all.  I am to close to that majic number I will keep my comments close.

Apr 13, 2011 02:21 PM #12
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - I guess Russ was the eternal optimist:)

Apr 13, 2011 04:05 PM #13
Navona Hart
Real Living Cornerstone - Farmville, VA
Real Estate Agent, Farmville Virginia Homes & Land

James, Very funny, I suppose anything is possible at 89!

Apr 14, 2011 12:44 AM #14
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Poor Sam, it was all started with the little pat on the hand and got "out of hand".

People will sue for anything now days. Be careful and don't plead guilty to anything

you'll get 30 days. LOL



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