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Much needed Greeting cards. (Humor)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

First off if you are easily offended, go away now.

Every now and again, I need a greeting card that just isn't around.  A card that says how you really feel.  The trouble is that many would be bought but not many sent.  Here are a few of my Blunt Cards favorites...

A card for a party of someone you would rather not associate with...

 

I have felt like this a bit as of late...

This also goes for Father's Day!

If Momma's not happy...NOBODY is happy!

Did you wake up Grumpy today?  NO!  I left her sleep!

Now there is a woman with self confidence!  lol

I hope this brings a smile to your face and maybe an outlet for that pent up frustration

 

Jesse LeMar
United Country Twaddle Realty - Maryville, MO

I enjoy reading bluntcards when I am having a slow day they keep me going some days! Thanks for these

Apr 13, 2011 04:33 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill, OH how true some of these are.   Thanks fo rthe chuckle!

Apr 13, 2011 04:37 AM
Rebekah Radice
Imagine WOW! Digital Marketing Agency - Burbank, CA
Social Media Marketing, Coaching & Training

Still laughing at these!  Thanks for the morning smile!

Apr 13, 2011 04:39 AM
Michele Hansen
Bangerter Brothers Realty - South Jordan, UT
Realtor, ABR

Thank you so much Bill. Anything that makes me laugh is a good thing. I need it!

Apr 13, 2011 04:40 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Funny stuff, especially the mother's daycard. I think that ALL moms have at least thought about saying that.

Apr 13, 2011 05:05 AM
Krystal Knott
Christie's International Real Estate - Summit Colorado - Breckenridge, CO
Breckenridge CO Real Estate & All Summit County CO

Love the cards!  Don't we all have many times in life we could be bluntly honest with someone, these cards could really come in handy!  Thanks for the giggle.  --Krystal

Apr 13, 2011 05:32 AM
Emily Read
Salt Lake City, UT

Love it - good to see some senses of humour this morning - it's never too early to smile!! :)

Apr 13, 2011 05:41 AM
Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Hey, I resemble some of those!  lol   Thanks for the morning funnies!

Apr 13, 2011 07:28 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Glad everyone enjoyed...I can relate to many of these personally. 

Apr 13, 2011 07:37 AM
Diane McDermott
Realtor®, GRI, Landis e2 Real Estate, LLC - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte NC Real Estate Market

I think some (ok, all) of these have an untapped market audience :)

Apr 13, 2011 07:43 AM
Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

William ~  Gotta tell you one of these describes my Mother to a Tee, but I daren't say which!  LOL.

Apr 13, 2011 11:10 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill, love the blunt cards, reminded me of the doctor's visit when he tells his patient he's fat. The patient says I want a second opinion...the Doctor say...OK you're ugly too!!

Apr 13, 2011 01:20 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

lol Ok, I don't know where you would find these, but some are prettygood!

Apr 14, 2011 04:20 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

William-they just kept getting better, I can never find a good card when I need one. Best.

Apr 14, 2011 07:17 AM
Jeremy Wrenn
Winslow Homes - Youngsville, NC
VP of Finance, Winslow Homes

Never wake a sleeping woman, because then she'll be awake.  Ha!

Apr 15, 2011 03:59 PM
Anonymous
Linda Tew

I would buy 'some' of the postcards you have on your web site.  I am a licensed realtor in ?  How do I get some samples of your cards?  How do I order them and quantities?  I'm confused on your site on how to order, cost and other details?   Send me some information so I may possibly place an order.  Thanks...Linda Tew (linda.tew@gmail.com)

Jul 28, 2011 01:44 PM
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