A LITTLE TUESDAY MORNING HUMOUR... HOPE IT MAKES YOU SMILE!!

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Real Estate Agent with Better Homes and Acres

This is a reblog - but thought it would be a perfect choice for this Tuesday! Kind of goes along with one of my most recent posts! ENJOY!

Gloria Valvasori, Streetsville Real Estate - 100% Client Service Rating

Signature Service GMAC Real Estate  Address: 5636 Glen Erin Drive, Unit 10, Streetsville, ON, L5M 6B1  Office Phone: (905) 363-4622   Cell Phone: (416) 717-6331

Ok - this is just way too funny not to share!  One of my colleagues sent this to me last week... and it made my laugh out loud... 

Hope it will bring a smile to your fact too!  Enjoy!

Kitchen Wisdom...


Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips

 


Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
 You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
 

Granny


To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.


Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.
 Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
 

Granny


When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.


Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

 


If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'


If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
  Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
 


Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.


Celery? 
Never heard of it!

 


Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.


The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.

 


Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.


Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!


If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. 
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.


Go ask that very cute neighbour if he can open it for you.

 


Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Martha


Leftover Wine??????  HELLO!!!!!!!

Granny

 

  
Lastly, if you don't forward
 
this to 1 of your friends within
 
the next 5 minutes your belly
 
button will unscrew and your
 
butt will fall off.

Granny2

Really...It's true! 
Have I ever lied to you?

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Streetsville Real Estate

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Are you relocating or moving to Streetsville, Mississauga or the Greater Toronto Area and need a real estate agent? 

When you choose me to handle your Streetsville, Mississauga real estate needs, you choose a real estate professional who cares about you and your family, and who listens to your needs. I will work together with you, protecting your interests, to achieve your objectives.

I live and work in Streetsville and have a vested interest in property values here... and I service all of Mississauga and the GTA

Proud recipient of the Platinum award for outstanding serivce with a rating of 100% voted by my clients!!

A great experience starts with a great agent !

Helping You Make The Right Move since 1987. 

Call me at (905) 363-4622 or direct at (416) 717-6331

 www.gloriavalvasori.com              

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Comments (3)

Cindy Logan
Mark 1 Real Estate Advisors - Huntington Beach, CA

Marilyn, thank you!  I enjoyed this!  And I needed a laugh this morning!

Apr 19, 2011 03:50 AM
Linda K. Mayer
License # 01767321 - La Verne, CA
Realtor, SRES, SoCAL, A REALTOR YOU CAN TRUST

Marilyn, Thanks, that's really cute... the trouble is - my husband is Martha Stewart and I am TOTALLY Maxine!

Apr 19, 2011 01:40 PM
Marilyn Harrell
Better Homes and Acres - Beaverton, MI
Wixom Lake - Beaverton MI

Cindy, I love to laugh - any time of day!

Linda, Thanks and lucky you! how funny - I have a daughter I call "Martha" lol but not my husband!

Apr 21, 2011 06:40 AM