If you have Grand kids you know what I am talking about

If you have Grand kids you know what I am talking about,

Thanks to a past client who has a very good sense of humor and is always ready to share a good laugh.  After reading this email I have chosen to share it with the AR community.  It may not have anything to do with real estate; well, wait a minute it may.

GRANDPARENTS'ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning. . . . At present we are not available but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ....

If you are one of our children,
press 1 if you need us to stay with the children,
press 2 If you want to borrow the car,
press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing,
press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight,
press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school,
press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,
press 7 If you want to come to eat here,
press 8 If you need money,
press 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre.  Start talking, we are listening!

After a second reading I have decided to place this on my voice mail.  What do you think?