My Most Recent Decisions...Subject to Change Without Notice!

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Real Estate Agent with REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard

     decisionsToday I decided that a size two is for the toddler section; that there's no such thing as a good hair day; that my husband should limit his vocabulary to “I’m sorry, and you were right;” that I should charge the personalities that moved inside of me rent; that they should have told me about Lorazepam when my kids were young; that napping is important even after 50; that cellulite must be good for something and when they figure out what it’s good for I’m going to sell mine.

     Today I also decided that I really don’t care, and then I do, and then I don’t and then I do….I’m confused about it too; that I should get paid to be a case study because surely this isn’t normal; that I understand if you don’t remember my name, I don’t remember yours either; that I shouldn’t be held responsible for what I say…I don’t know where it came from either.

     And finally, today I decided that I need an assistant to find my keys, my cell phone and point out the glasses that are sitting on top of my head; that I’d rather have man parts, I think; that Snickers is part of the food group; that exercise is something to enjoy when other people are doing it; that if it doesn’t get any better it’s okay because I won’t remember it anyway; that I’m tired and yes, I’m going to take another nap!  I'll be sure to do so after reading this.

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Comments (15)

Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

I don't normally read Rants about menopause, but this was hilarious...are you sure you aren't a standup comedian by night, and a Realtor by day?

Apr 23, 2011 11:09 AM
Sally Dunbar
Lyon Real Estate, Fair Oaks CA (Sacramento Area) - Fair Oaks, CA
Fair Oaks Realtor - Fair Oaks Homes for Sale

Sounds like early onset of old age to me.  Or jsut being a woman.  Or, hell, just living. Course we know to not ask your husband, or we'll  get "I'm sorry".  I'm sure you have him trained well.  Great post.

Apr 23, 2011 11:10 AM
Constina M. Baylor
REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard - Oxnard, CA
Broker Associate - Oxnard Homes, Oxnard Beach and Marina

Hi Don, I think one of my other personalites does...I haven't caught her yet because I'm the one that likes to sleep :).

Apr 23, 2011 11:11 AM
Constina M. Baylor
REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard - Oxnard, CA
Broker Associate - Oxnard Homes, Oxnard Beach and Marina

Sally...It's both age and being a woman.  I'm really not sure.  I just don't know anything any more :).

 

Apr 23, 2011 11:13 AM
Gwynn Carpenter
Gwynn Teal Carpenter-Broker: Home and Hearth Realty (Austin) - Austin, TX
: Broker, Home & Hearth Realty (512)467-6191

Constina:  I believe "chocolate of any kind" will cure some of your ailments!  Loved the humor - will keep my eye on you.

Apr 23, 2011 12:07 PM
Constina M. Baylor
REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard - Oxnard, CA
Broker Associate - Oxnard Homes, Oxnard Beach and Marina

Gwynn...Sometimes I feel like I eat enough chocolate to be in a chocolate induced coma...it certainl puts me in a place of bliss...:).

Apr 23, 2011 02:04 PM
Dee Mayers
Covina, CA
San Gabriel Valley, CA

Now that's funny.  Were you a humorist or a comedian in another life?  I resemble yes resemble some of your remarks except the man parts thing of course.  Oh no, not for me, I love, love being a women menopause and all. =D

Apr 23, 2011 02:11 PM
Constina M. Baylor
REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard - Oxnard, CA
Broker Associate - Oxnard Homes, Oxnard Beach and Marina

Hi Dee...I love being a woman too...all of them :).

Apr 23, 2011 02:30 PM
Kristine Ginsberg
Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ
NJ Home Stager

Constina - You could apply all the same things to me - lol! And as far as cellulite -show me a woman over 40 who doesn't have it?! Have a blessed Easter!

Apr 23, 2011 06:46 PM
Constina M. Baylor
REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard - Oxnard, CA
Broker Associate - Oxnard Homes, Oxnard Beach and Marina

Kristine...I hardly know myself anymore.  These mutiple personalities mood swings are like a whole new different life.  And cellulite adds a whole new body to it :). You have a blessed Easter too!

Apr 23, 2011 07:38 PM
Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

 ROTFL

Apr 24, 2011 07:24 AM
Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

Constina - Thx for the morning laugh on this fine Easter Sunday.  Have a good day too.

Easter Egg Basket

Apr 24, 2011 07:27 AM
Constina M. Baylor
REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard - Oxnard, CA
Broker Associate - Oxnard Homes, Oxnard Beach and Marina

Donne...You're welcome and you have a great day, too!

Apr 24, 2011 11:12 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Constina-This is the best rant I've heard in a long time, I think many of us share those same inter-voices. LOL.

Apr 25, 2011 11:55 AM
Constina M. Baylor
REMAX Gold Coast Realtors Oxnard - Oxnard, CA
Broker Associate - Oxnard Homes, Oxnard Beach and Marina

Adrian...Thank you!  I'm glad to know that my multiple personalities have relatives in other places :)

Apr 25, 2011 07:35 PM