HELLO EVERYONE!
How the heck are you? Everyone feeling spry, chipper, with toes tingling? Hope so!
I love these little chats (one-sided) we have every week in the Ex-Press. Does my heart good to share. I've got plenty of editorials and writings in me, and it has to go down somewhere, so you are the chosen ones. Aren't you lucky? That is..if you're still sticking around.
I had a guy tell me last week, "Why am I wasting my time scribbling down my thoughts every week"? Nobody's reading those things." "Hey," I said, "that's OK, I'm writing as much for me as I am for whomever's set of eyes happen to skim over my 2 minute rambling." It's good therapy, and saves me a big chunk of change. Them there mind readers are expensive!
I still got plenty of editorial comments to Ex-Press. Don't we all? Lots of stuff to talk about in the world today, and if not me..who?. and if not now..when?
I sure don't like walking on eggshells..it really hurts my feet, especially the little piggies on the end. Politically correct? I am rarely correct much less political, so what I say is what you get - politically correct or otherwise. I'm starting a "Save America's toes" campaign, and hopefully we'll get a strong understanding that political correctness has taken the feet right out from under America.
Been pondering about writing a book on how to get the illegals back to Mexico? Yep, I got the simple answer. Here it is ..we all move to Mexico..they follow us.. and then we sneak back to America when they are not looking. Not to worry, it's a piece of cake to get into America..nobody's home. Of course, the book will be available in English, Spanish, and in 110 different tongues to suit all tastes. No sense in communicating in one tongue now.
Weird beings from outer-space? I don't know about you, but I run into one or two every day. Take a walk around a large metropolitan mall..they are everywhere. "Beam me up Scottie."
Well, if you are still here, thanks! I appreciate you hangin" with a fellow homosapien that looks at the world, and wonders why? Why not? And, ain't it fantastic to live in a country where I can write what I want, you can read it if you want..and we are happy either way.
Oh, by the way, I never write in a grammatically correct fashion..had too much of that in high school and college English. I f I write it and you understand it (sometimes) and it gets printed in the Ex-Press every week..therapy. I'm happy, saving money.
Life is wonderful! Life it to the fullest and never stop editorializing. I won't!
Enjoy the ex-Press.
Lew Rees
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