What I Learned From The Royal Wedding

David Beckham is notoriously colorful under his clothes, but I guess that lovely morning suit that he was sporting covered them up......BUT, point taken.

Hey Kevin ~  These are some interesting observations, you didn't notice it was a magical, real life fairy tale?  Ha, Ha!  No tats!

Ohhhhhh!   You're brutal.  But I love it.

Beck had his MBE on the wrong side and someone advised him to change it.  Cameron's wife did not cover her head.  This is not a FASHION issue, it is a CHURCH and GOD issue and she was WRONG.  Fergie's kids were way out of their class * don't care who their father is.  They were silly in their hats.

Kate did not throw her flowers as she will put them on the tomb in the center of the aisle of the church.  A tradition that the Queen Mum started when she married in honor of her brother who had been killed in WWI.

Getting educated in SCOTLAND should be required for all future British monarchs.  Queen Mum parents were the Lord and Lady of Glamis which is in Scotland....SMART blood is in their veins now!

Something to be said about keep the riff-raff out of the church.  I'm sure there were plenty of the nasty people out in the street cheering them on though.

Well, you had Sir Elton John and his wife  PARTNER boyfriend  boytoy oh I give up - his date singing from the hymnal -

They must have a "no thugs allowed" policy.

I learned that hats can be styled and worn in hundreds of ways.

The only that I learned from the royal wedding was the flaunting of their wealth to the rest of the world while 3 billion people live on less than $2 a day.