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No I'm Not Pregnant, My Shirt Is Just Too Small!

By Markita Woods NMLS#196099

Mortgage and Lending with Fairway Independent Mortgage Inc. NMLS #196099

May 19, 2011 07:52 AM

"No I'm not pregnant, my shirt is just too small,"

Markita giving thumbs up was my response to a colleague the other day (or my tummy is too big). I probably should be embarrassed to say this, but I have no qualms about making fun of myself. "Live, love, and laugh" are my motto!

Well there goes my self esteem, thanks Debbie Direct! Sooo, I guess it's time to dust off the membership to Retro Fitness in Woodbridge, VA. After years in the WNBA, I never thought I would become a skinny, chubby chick all at the same time.

Markita's head on another woman's body.

If you need to get your finances in shape for buying a home in Woodbridge, VA email markita.woods@gmail.com or call "Your Woodbridge FHA and VA Loan Expert" at (703) 497-3936.

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Scott Godzyk

Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH

One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

Absolutely great blog, thanks for the chuckle... good for you for telling it like it is

May 19, 2011 07:53 AM

Rebekah Radice

Imagine WOW! Digital Marketing Agency - Burbank, CA

Social Media Marketing, Coaching & Training

Keep livin', lovin', and laughin' Markita! Your post made me smile!

May 19, 2011 07:54 AM

Dennis Duvernay Broker/Owner

Hillview Realty - Northbridge, MA

Love it...but oh the embarrassment for anyone making that mistake.LOL

May 19, 2011 08:02 AM

Markita Woods NMLS#196099

Fairway Independent Mortgage Inc. - Woodbridge, VA

Queen of Mortgages - FHA, VA, Conventional, USDA

Hey Rebekah, Scott, and Dennis:

Thanks for stopping by glad to provide a laugh for your day :)

May 19, 2011 08:07 AM

Donald Reich

Madison Specs - New Rochelle, NY

Cost Segregation Specialist

Great Blog! Thank you!

May 19, 2011 08:12 AM

Susan Mangigian

RE/MAX Preferred - West Chester, PA

Chester & Delaware County Homes, Delaware and Ches

When will folks stop asking us when the baby is due. Sheesh! You are a good sport.

May 19, 2011 09:17 AM

Jerry Newman

Brown Realty, 210-789-4216, - San Antonio, TX

Texas REALTOR, San Antonio Military Relocation

Hi Markita,,Living it Up and Being Yourself is the only way to be.

May 19, 2011 09:25 AM

Diane McDermott

Realtor®, GRI, Landis e2 Real Estate, LLC - Charlotte, NC

Charlotte NC Real Estate Market

Markita, you do have a great sense of humor but that's one question you don't ever ever ask a woman unless you're sure she's pregnant!!! Like the response though :)

May 19, 2011 09:32 AM

Tracie Cope

Granville, Newark, Heath, Buckeye Lake & all of Central Ohio - Granville, OH

ReMax 360 - www.LCountyHomes.com

I'm surprised no one ever asks me if I'm pregnant, I really thought I was going to get it today when looking at newborn clothes for a pregnant friend!

May 19, 2011 10:47 AM

Laura Sargent

Carolina One Real Estate - Mount Pleasant, SC

Great job! You laughed, you made them laugh, and you got a super blog out of it!

May 19, 2011 03:01 PM

Elisa Uribe Realtor #01427070

Golden Gate Sotheby's International - Berkeley, CA

Opening the Doors to California Homes -East Bay

Ha ha! that's so funny. You're title is going to make everyone read your blog. It's so lighthearted:)

May 19, 2011 05:43 PM

Allen 2222

Austin, TX

Unless you can *see* the baby coming out, never ever assume someone is pregnant!

May 19, 2011 09:00 PM

Donna Malone

Waterfront, Luxury, Family, Affordable, Cottage, Deals - Bridgewater, NS

Homes and Property for Sale Nova Scotia

Many years ago, when I was pregnant, I went to the maternity ward for a tour. I saw a woman there and asked when her baby was due. She said "I had it yesterday". Uh oh! That was a learning experience. I don't ask that question without fore knowledge, now.

May 20, 2011 02:53 AM

Peggy James

SAMSON PROPERTIES - Woodbridge, VA

Woodbridge Virginia Area Real Estate Specialist

OMG!!! You are so funny. Love your blog post and sense of humor! What's your hubby think of your inspiration photo? :-)

May 20, 2011 02:16 PM

Karen Anne Stone

New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX

Fort Worth Real Estate

Yikes, woman ! That is some magnificent body you were walking around in. I just love it when someone asks me... "how far along am I ?" I usually tell them that I am in my 197th trimester. They look at me very strangely. Then I tell them that yes, I have been pregnant for 42 years. I just love the weird looks I get.

May 28, 2011 02:17 PM

By the way... I like your humor, and your writing style, so I have subscribed to your blog. I invite you to subscribe to mine.

May 28, 2011 02:19 PM

@Karen , lol, 197th trimester I will have to use that line. And I have also returned the suscribe, look forward to connecting.

May 29, 2011 12:18 PM

Hey Markita...ahh where did you find that amazing body! I wish there was a "LIKE" button for the funniest comments above!

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