OUTSMART A WOMAN?? THINK AGAIN....

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty
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OUTSMART A WOMAN??  THINK AGAIN....

A man calls home to his wife and  says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to  Canada with  my boss and several of his friends for fishing...  We'll begone for a long weekend. This is a good  opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been  wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a  3 day  weekend. And also would you get out my rod and  tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 PM  from the office and I will swing by the house to  pick  my things up..

'Oh! And please  pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit  odd, but, being the good wife, she >> does exactly what  her husband asked.

Following the  long weekend, he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,  looking good. The wife welcomes him home  and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots  of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

He said, 'But why didn't you pack  my new blue silk pajamas like I asked  you to do?'

The  wife replies, "I did. They're in your tackle  box." 

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Debbie Laity
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Thanks for the morning chuckle. I'll be sharing this one at the office today.

Jun 02, 2011 02:05 AM #1
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Karen Baker
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Debbie ~ Cute and to the point!!

Jun 02, 2011 02:08 AM #2
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Barbara Todaro
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Good morning, Karen.....that's a good one....got me by surprise on that punch line....

Jun 02, 2011 02:16 AM #3
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Karen Baker
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Barbara ~ Great punch line, hehe

Jun 02, 2011 02:28 AM #4
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Scott Warga
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Frank & Karen, thanks for the laugh. I like this version better than the last one I heard.

Keep up the good work.

Jun 02, 2011 02:41 AM #5
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Tish Lloyd
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Yep, and we all know just the type -- great chuckle; thanks!

Jun 02, 2011 02:42 AM #6
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Brenda Mullen
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Cute joke for this Thursday morning!  Nope, you can't outsmart a woman :)!

Jun 02, 2011 02:55 AM #7
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Karen Baker
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Brenda ~ Women Rule!!

Tish ~ We DO know, don't we..

Scott ~ hmm...didn't know there was another version...maybe his red silk pjs?

Jun 02, 2011 03:26 AM #8
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Oh snap!! Someone has got some explaining to do! I see him backpeddling in my mind right now :) lol. ( J )

Jun 02, 2011 03:43 AM #9
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Craig Rutman
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Uh Oh! Somebody's got some 'splain' to do!

Jun 02, 2011 04:00 AM #10
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Karen Baker
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J ~ backpeddling right out the door ~

Craig ~ maybe he borrowed someone's tackle box *giving the benefit of the doubt*

Jun 02, 2011 04:06 AM #11
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Carol

Very cute!  Thanks.

 

Jun 02, 2011 05:13 AM #12
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Karen Baker
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Carol ~ Happy you like it ~

Jun 02, 2011 05:17 AM #13
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HAHA! I love it! 

Jun 02, 2011 05:48 AM #14
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Ritu Desai
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LOL !! good one...Enjoy your weekend/

Jun 02, 2011 05:54 AM #15
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Oh that's scary good! LOL thanks for the joke love it.

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Ha HA!!! Good one! As soon as I read the title, I KNEW I had to read this one. ;-)

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Another oldie-but goodie!  I checked out your profile and you have so many great golf courses pictured!  We have many here as well-- !  Kathy

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