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Homeless again! Can anyone help me out?

By Janice Sutton

Home Stager with 1st Stage Property Transformations

June 14, 2011 09:17 AM

I just don't get it!

You see, I keep getting kicked out of my house!

What's the deal?

Just as I am settling in "BAM!"

I'm moving out and on to look for another house to live in.

Oh, don't be sad for me.

It's all good!

You see, I am your Home Staging............. Gigolo!<----dare ya!

Yup, that's right! Don't be afraid.....

I move quickly and help you get the job done!

I help you market that vacant house so you can attract Buyer's and SELL your property fast!

Here's my MO....

I check you out.......

Vacant Menifee Living Room Vacant Murrieta Living Room San Marcos Vacant Living Room

I move in and get all dressed up in my fine stuff.....if I do say so myself........

Home Staging Menifee Living Room Murrieta Home Staging Living Room Home Staging San Marcos Living Room

Here I am getting busy in Menifee..... and Murrieta...... and San Marcos......

Yeah, I know, I get around,

and then BAM! I get to work.......

"Hey there! How's it going?!"

"Let me show you around."

"Please, sit down, relax & stay awhile."

"Are ya feeling it?" :)

You get the picture, right?

Oh you wanna SEE more of me?????

SURE! I'd love to show you more of my stuff!

Menifee Vacant Master Bedroom Murrieta Vacant Master Bedroom San Marcos Vacant Master Bedroom

Menifee Home Staging Master Bedroom Murrieta Home Staging Master Bedroom San Marcos Vacant Home Staging

OK, so let's get serious,

Here's the deal......

I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse! :(

I REPEAT, I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse!

I am too good to live there!

No one can SEE me there! :(

People, please!!! There are houses to SELL and Buyer's to meet!!

So, let me HELP you!

I am sure you have a few spare VACANT rooms I can move into for a little bit.

Don't be shy....

Don't be afraid.....

I promise I won't crowd your space and will be GONE before you know it! :))

You see, I am your Home Staging Gigolo and I am here to help YOU!

Where ever I seem to GO turns to SOLD!!! ;)

So give me a call, let's talk......where you hiding the key??

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Janice Sutton

1st Stage Property Transformations - Murrieta, CA

Home Stager - Temecula Murrieta

Thanks Rebecca! I always try to educate while not putting everyone to sleep! :)

Jun 14, 2011 02:46 PM

Michelle Drewry

Signature Real Estate Group - Henderson, NV

Realtor - Signature Real Estate Group

Very cute post and glad to hear you're on the move - staging Gigolo!

Jun 14, 2011 02:48 PM

Janice Sutton

1st Stage Property Transformations - Murrieta, CA

Home Stager - Temecula Murrieta

Michelle - Thanks home staging GF! Gotta keep the Gigolo out there to show some swagga & be seen! :)

Jun 14, 2011 03:52 PM

Shar Sitter

Rooms With Style - Minneapolis, MN

Home Staging and Redesign Minneapolis/ St. Paul, M

I have had so many homes sell so quickly I have a ton of stuff coming back to the warehouse that wants to be out too!! LOL. Too funny.....

Jun 14, 2011 03:55 PM

Maureen Bray Portland OR Home Stager ~ Room Solutions Staging

Room Solutions Staging, Portland OR - Portland, OR

"Staging Consultations that Sell Portland Homes"

Janice ~ your post is fun and you're a clever writer! I can relate too -- just in the past 10 days I've destaged 7 homes that sold very quickly -- now looking for replacement vacant homes to house this inventory.

Jun 14, 2011 08:03 PM

Bill Gassett

RE/MAX Executive Realty - Hopkinton, MA

Metrowest Massachusetts Real Estate

Janice it comes as no surprise that you are doing a fantastic job for all your clients!

Jun 15, 2011 12:52 AM

Janet Jones

Just Your Style Interiors, LLC - Kihei, HI

Home Staging, Interior Redesign Kihei, Maui, Hawaii

Janice--how cute is this? I love the furniture not wanting to go back to the warehouse. Great work and very creative post.

Jun 15, 2011 02:28 AM

Janice Sutton

1st Stage Property Transformations - Murrieta, CA

Home Stager - Temecula Murrieta

That's great Shar!! We gotta keep these Gigolo's in action! :)

Maureen - Thanks GF! I am thrilled that you too are"Staging Busy" now!! Logistics can be challenging but well worth the reward of SOLD! :)

Awww thanks Bill! Ditto my friend!! :)

Janet - Thank you gf! We have to keep "everyone" busy!! No time to be hanging out in the warehouse! :)

Jun 15, 2011 04:31 AM

Andy Capelluto

International School of Staging - Seattle, WA

your talent is so apparent :-)

it’s always a pleasure to see your staging work -

nice post

Jun 15, 2011 10:26 AM

Janice Sutton

1st Stage Property Transformations - Murrieta, CA

Home Stager - Temecula Murrieta

Andy - Thank you soooooo much! After almost 6 years staging I am still passionate about my work and I think I finally GET IT! Life is great! :)

Jun 16, 2011 02:55 AM

Tessa Skeens

Hampton ReDesign, Home Staging and Redesign - Grand Junction, CO

Staging For Realtors, Builders & Investors

LOL Janice! Very cute analogy... love it!

Jun 16, 2011 05:09 AM

Sally Weatherley

EXIT STAGE RIGHT - Vancouver, BC

Vancouver Home Staging, Home Stager Vancouver, B.C

Janice - You are too funny. Ok, you made me do it! You made me hit the "Gigolog" button. Of course, you did warn me, but I still don't think I was prepared to what I was about to see...

Jun 17, 2011 03:32 AM

Janice Sutton

1st Stage Property Transformations - Murrieta, CA

Home Stager - Temecula Murrieta

Tessa - Thanks! Sometimes we have to lighten up and have a little blogging fun! :)

Sally - Ha ha! Thanks sista stager!! I am like you...I love a dare! Don't tell anyone though! That video brings back memories! Oh the styles of the 80's! What were we thinking!

Jun 17, 2011 08:05 AM

Michelle Finnamore

Toronto GTA, Alliston, Newmarket - Vaughan, ON

Preparing your property for sale

Hi Janice, I remember when I first started staging I used to be almost happy to have my staging inventory back from a job. It had all been picked out so carefully and with great thought. Now I'm with you in that the inventory does no good at the warehouse. Needs to be out and to be seen helping buyers fall in love with properties. Very clever post and wonderful images of your work.

Jun 17, 2011 02:25 PM

Julia Maher

Nestings: Connecticut Home Staging and Model Homes - Fairfield, CT

Connecticut Home Stager

...at least it's earning its keep! Unlike certain dogs I know...too funny, and we love your spirit, Janice!

Jun 17, 2011 02:59 PM

Kathy Nielsen

http://atlantahomestaging.net - Marietta, GA

Atlanta Georgia Home Stager

Janice - you're a pro! No doubt about it.

Congratulations. Your home staging is being featured in the group Staging Before and After Pictures.

Kathy

Jun 18, 2011 12:36 AM

Janice Sutton

1st Stage Property Transformations - Murrieta, CA

Home Stager - Temecula Murrieta

Michelle - Thanks! Ha ha yeah I use to miss my inventory too! It can be bittersweet to leave it but we know it is doing what it needs to do!! Get the job done! :)

Julia - Amen Sista!! Thanks gf!!

Kathy - Awwww thank you sweet stagin' gf!! I really am humbled :) You made my day!!

Jun 18, 2011 07:26 AM

Birgit Anich

Birgit Anich Staging & Interiors, 203.807.4040 - Norwalk, CT

CT Home Stager Fairfield & New Haven County

Love your different and fun spin on your posts, Janice!

Jun 30, 2011 10:09 AM

Janice Sutton

1st Stage Property Transformations - Murrieta, CA

Home Stager - Temecula Murrieta

Birgit - Ha ha thanks Sista Stager! I always gotta keep you on your toes!! Need to "stage" then blogs too! :)

Jul 01, 2011 04:42 AM

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Great idea, Earl! Just as having chcoloate chip cookies in the oven when realtors show your house, a gift on your site helps sell YOU, gets people onto your opt-in list, and translates into more sales down the road provided the information you give away is relevant and helpful.Doug Champigny's last blog post..

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