Jape Yer Jewelry! Billy Jays QR Code Contest Submission

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Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

I know you have been sitting around thinking, "My, oh my, it's the 17th anniversary of the QR Code and I still haven't found anything useful to do with it!  I wonder what I could do?"

And, thinking further, "Gee, oh gee, how can I make my QR Code Qter?"

WELL, YOU CAN THINK AND WONDER NO MORE!

Hi folks!  Billy Jays here!

Let me introduce Jape Yer Jewelry!

Now that less than 1/1000th of 1% of the population can actually scan a QR code with their phone, and know how and why to do it, with Jape Yer Jewelry! they can scan your jewelry while they scan your photo and be sent to whatever you are marketing at the same time!

Are you trying to advertise an Open House?  Jape Yer Jewelry!

Are you trying to advertise the street sign in front of your listing?  Jape Yer Jewelry!

Do you want people to see you and at the same time see all the wonders your business card already offers?  Jape Yer Jewelry!

Are you a typical-arrogant-slug-of-a-national-"leader"-without-sound-judgment-or-common-sense and want to Tweet a special photo of yourself to a dozen people who your pea brain thinks admire you but don't really care to know who you are and you really, really want to make that special photo even more, um, special?  Jape Yer Jewelry!

Running for office and want to send around a weiner photo of yourself?  Jape Yer Jewelry!

Call now!

And if you call in the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to tell a friend, I will send you a second necklace so you can put your QR Code in a round setting!

MIX IT UP!  And you know how much Billy Jays wants you to mix it up!

With Jape Yer Jewelry! you can market YOU while you market something else!

And say, don't I make that QR Code Qter?!  Of course I do!  If I can make it look Qter, imagine how great YOU will make it look!

SO CALL NOW!  And one of our gems of QT QR Phone Codesultants will set  you up with your very own code in the most precious setting imaginable!

Hey, folks take it from me, Billy Jays, the business world is competitive.  You need a leg up.  And my QR Code ensemble will not only give you a leg up, but a head up too!

Hold your head up with Jape Yer Jewelry!  The Qtest advertising ensemble on the market!

So CALL NOW!

And of course, with every order I will include a case of Lotsa Nuts!

When you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!

Cause you are what you eat!

 

 

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Donald Hester
NCW Home Inspections, LLC - Wenatchee, WA
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J,

You should incorporate that into them there ion bracelets. Then QR logo wears. 

Jun 09, 2011 04:00 AM #13
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Don - the bracelets are stunning.  Unfortunately they cannot be seen in the head shot of Billy's photo...

Jun 09, 2011 04:03 AM #14
Rainer
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Robert Butler
Aspect Inspection - Montreal West Island, QC
Montreal Home Inspector | Aspect Inspection

Up grade: A little warpaint, some feathers and a bone or two, witch doctor here we come!

Jun 09, 2011 07:16 AM #15
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Cynthia Larsen
Cotati, CA
Independent Broker In Sonoma County, CA

All that's missing is a QR code on that can of nuts. It should pop up a photo of Nutsy.

Jun 09, 2011 07:53 AM #16
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Chris Smith
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage - New Tecumseth, ON
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta

Jay, perhaps then we will no longer have to talk to people ;-)

Jun 09, 2011 09:51 AM #17
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Robert - you should suggest that to Billy and I am sure he will try to work that into the next infomercial!

Cynthia - those nuts have been around a long time, perhaps before the introduction of QR Codes!

Chris - I am in agreement!  We really are getting away from person-to-person interaction.

Jun 09, 2011 10:10 AM #18
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John Mulkey
TheHousingGuru.com - Waleska, GA
Housing Guru

Billy Jays - I'm all for better ways of using the latest electronic media and devices, but I'm a bit confused with what this has to do with an Irish rock band.

Jun 09, 2011 11:11 AM #19
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Mr Jay,

You is so on the ball that it seems you may be VP material.

Nutsy

Jun 09, 2011 12:46 PM #20
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Not entirely sure what you mean John.  Is there an Irish band using the word "jape?"  Did you look up the word jape?

Nutsy - honestly, I would be so very happy with the Bahamian Ambassadorship I could not express it more.  Honestly, I will be very busy there, working hard.

Have you seen my beach comb?

Jun 09, 2011 02:03 PM #21
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John Mulkey
TheHousingGuru.com - Waleska, GA
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Billy Jays - Sure an begorrah I'd have thought ye'd know of Jape, the Irish rock band from Dublin. What else could ye mean?

Jun 09, 2011 04:17 PM #22
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

John - jape is a verb which means to shout out in mockery.  I am making fun of the QR codes as a supposed wonderful marketing tool.  So few people actually have the ability to scan them, or would know what to do when they see them.  Hence the jewelry idea!

Jun 09, 2011 10:48 PM #23
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Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366 - Placerville, CA
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage

Very clever post Jay. I really like the photoshop work, do it yourself?

Enjoy htis day.

Jun 10, 2011 01:49 AM #24
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John Mulkey
TheHousingGuru.com - Waleska, GA
Housing Guru

Jay - I did get it, but since you were on a fanciful play with words, I thought I'd reciprocate.

Jun 10, 2011 03:49 AM #25
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I'm not that good Tom.  My son has Photoshop and created that Billy Jays image a couple of years ago when I started the Billy Jays' posts.  They have been great fun!

Good John!  I never know.  Sometimes my very dry humor goes over the heads of some people!  Surely you see the free enterprise future in this wonderful jewelry though.

 

Jun 10, 2011 05:57 AM #26
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce

I fully expected Billy Jay to be able to grow a beard of QR codes....can't he ?

Jun 11, 2011 12:30 AM #27
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

That's an idea S&D, but what about the iconic image the bear creates?

Jun 11, 2011 12:37 AM #28
Rainmaker
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Mr Jay,

In the current dress you have on, you reminds me of the current VP, so I thinks that you mights be able to kind of slip in and nobody would notice.

Nutsy

 

Jun 11, 2011 01:08 PM #29
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I don't know Nutsy.  The current VP had some disastrous hair plugs, which I have never had and will never need.  And people would notice right away - I mean what I say and say what I mean.  He really, really does neither!

Jun 11, 2011 10:40 PM #30
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce

However did I miss this one Jay Markanich ...multi talented Billy J....I should have known !

Jan 12, 2016 08:11 PM #31
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

S&D - I enter very few AR contests, but could not resist having fun with this one.

Jan 12, 2016 08:43 PM #32
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