I know you have been sitting around thinking, "My, oh my, it's the 17th anniversary of the QR Code and I still haven't found anything useful to do with it! I wonder what I could do?"
And, thinking further, "Gee, oh gee, how can I make my QR Code Qter?"
WELL, YOU CAN THINK AND WONDER NO MORE!
Hi folks! Billy Jays here!
Let me introduce Jape Yer Jewelry!
Now that less than 1/1000th of 1% of the population can actually scan a QR code with their phone, and know how and why to do it, with Jape Yer Jewelry! they can scan your jewelry while they scan your photo and be sent to whatever you are marketing at the same time!
Are you trying to advertise an Open House? Jape Yer Jewelry!
Are you trying to advertise the street sign in front of your listing? Jape Yer Jewelry!
Do you want people to see you and at the same time see all the wonders your business card already offers? Jape Yer Jewelry!
Are you a typical-arrogant-slug-of-a-national-"leader"-without-sound-judgment-or-common-sense and want to Tweet a special photo of yourself to a dozen people who your pea brain thinks admire you but don't really care to know who you are and you really, really want to make that special photo even more, um, special? Jape Yer Jewelry!
Running for office and want to send around a weiner photo of yourself? Jape Yer Jewelry!
And if you call in the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to tell a friend, I will send you a second necklace so you can put your QR Code in a round setting!
MIX IT UP! And you know how much Billy Jays wants you to mix it up!
With Jape Yer Jewelry! you can market YOU while you market something else!
And say, don't I make that QR Code Qter?! Of course I do! If I can make it look Qter, imagine how great YOU will make it look!
SO CALL NOW! And one of our gems of QT QR Phone Codesultants will set you up with your very own code in the most precious setting imaginable!
Hey, folks take it from me, Billy Jays, the business world is competitive. You need a leg up. And my QR Code ensemble will not only give you a leg up, but a head up too!
Hold your head up with Jape Yer Jewelry! The Qtest advertising ensemble on the market!
So CALL NOW!
And of course, with every order I will include a case of Lotsa Nuts!
When you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!
Cause you are what you eat!