Yeaahh...my website delivered a prospect.....

By
Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty

Well, the truth is I am a new agent relatively and created my website just a few months ago. It doesn't deliver many leads but today it delivered me one masterpiece......

"You are receiving this message because a prospect has emailed you from your website.


Name:

DR ROBERT ADAMS

Email:dr.robert@adams.la

Phone:234-8025544357
Comments:Dear Sir , Please read, I am Dr Robert Adams, a contractor with the Shell British Petroleum in Nigeria .I represent a group that is interested in engaging your services as manager of a large volume of funds for investment purpose. If this proposal is acceptable to you , please write to me , so that we can work out a remuneration for your participation in the transaction, and also let you how we can achieve this objective. Anticipating your sincere response Regards Mr Adams

Manage Prospect >>

You bet I will manage this brospect and all of their money, hehehe...!!! One good think my website is working and can be found.

Did anyone occupied their mind thinking WHY only people from Nigeria and surrounding territories always have troubles and difficulties to figure out what to do with heck of a lot of money....? I think they have money trees there that are just too prolific for a management by a Doctor. They want out expert advice.

Fun..fun... I will keep updating the progres of my expert management for this dude.

 

 

Comments (9)

Eric Bouler
Gardner Realtors, Licensed in La. - New Orleans, LA
Listening to your Needs
They are one of the few people in Africa that can write English. Honesty is not a strong point in Nigeria if you can judge by e-mails. I have yet to get one from Sweden or Brazil.
Dec 01, 2006 02:04 AM
Natalia Millsap
Keller Williams Realty - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
ILS I.R.E.S.

My response, let's see what will transpire:

Dear Dr Adams, I would be happy to help you. Please let me know what you will be looking for. Sincerely, Natalja

Dec 01, 2006 02:09 AM
Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

uh...honey...that is a scam...there is no money there.... I get those types of e-mails ALL the time.....

I hope you already know this sis...... :-(

Dec 01, 2006 02:35 AM
Natalia Millsap
Keller Williams Realty - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
ILS I.R.E.S.
Oh, I know, I will just pull his leg and drive him nuts for fun.
Dec 01, 2006 02:44 AM
Natalia Millsap
Keller Williams Realty - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
ILS I.R.E.S.

OK, he finally composed a masterpiece, here it is:

Dear Natalja,

Thanks for you email.First, i have to give you some more informations that i believe you have to keep a top secret in the course of this project.

The said fund belongs to a group of Senators in the Federal Republic of Nigeria that i have been helping to execute some contract through my company.As there tenure is closely coming to an end,they have no other option than to transfer there fund to a safe country for investment purposes.The reason of there transfering this fund is that after there tenure the Federal government always investigate to know wether or not the have embezzled government fund.

Having being aware of this on time,they went ahead to use my firm to execute the contracts and as well as bank the funds.It is there wish now to transfer and invest such funds in a good business in your country.They wanted to invest in London but due to some Laws that are newly introduced due to some recent bombings in London made it difficult for us,and i was mandated to look for a trustworthy person that will help us in this project.

I made some research and found out that your country,being a good and quiet country will be very good for this purpose.The Fund in question is only $18 Million United States Dollars.And they want this fund to be invested in purchasing and selling of properties,which include buildings and lands for profit making and also other good business that you might suggest that is profit oriented in your country.

Your benefit will be  20% of the total profit made through the use of the fund in any business. We will discus more as we progress in this project.

You can reach me on my mobile line anytime.234-8025544357.

Awaiting your response.

Regards

Dr Roberts

He is so full of crap that it makes me draw blanc on what to write him back promising to make him more money.

But it's coming...

Dec 05, 2006 12:11 PM
Natalia Millsap
Keller Williams Realty - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
ILS I.R.E.S.

Here is what I wrote back, hold your pants...:

Dear Dr. Roberts, I am so excited to receive your email because I just can't wait to start working with you. There is just so much money are to be made in our quiet and peaceful country that it will make you dizzy. And I am the best person you could pick that you can trust. I am number 1 Top Producer in the whole America!!! And I already have a few properties in mind that you can buy and re-sell in about a year for twice as much. I can invest all your $18 million and make you $36 million in one year. Yes, you can trust me, I can do it. And you don't have to pay me 20%, I will give you a discount and take only 10%. I am just very nice like that. So please let me know what kind of businesses are you interested in so I can start looking. Say hello to all the senators and their families, kids and dogs. I will await for your answer, write quickly. Natalja

Dec 05, 2006 12:24 PM
Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

OMGoodness...you do know he will want your creditcard or bank account numbers...right?

That is what it boils down to...OR they will send a check to cover the first properties, BUT they will with draw the money in just a few hours...so when YOU try to get the money before funds are proved at the bank,...you will get a check for it...BUT when you go to cash it...it will bounce....

Have fun..... and don't get in too deep.....

Dec 06, 2006 01:04 AM
Natalia Millsap
Keller Williams Realty - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
ILS I.R.E.S.

Alexander, I know he is a con artist, but I am just getting kicks out of driving him crazy. I will boot him out pretty soon, when I get bored.

I the mean time....

From him:

Dear Natalja,

Thanks for your response.I have to get some kind of indentification from you (international passport or work identity) for me to be more sure of your personality before we could move ahead with this project.

Awaiting your response.

Regards

Dr Roberts

 

And from me:

Dr. Roberts, You can see all of my information work related and personal  on my website where you've found me from in the first place. My passport is not going to give you more information. And since we decided to go into "non-trust"  territory, I will require to see your information too, as well as your client's, such as, all of your client's names, addresses, phone numbers and all other information you think I should have.

Dec 06, 2006 01:16 AM
Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

It looks like it is getting there very quickly, Natalia.......

Very quickly indeed.....

:-P  :-D

Dec 06, 2006 02:20 AM