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a few pearls of wisdom

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Real Estate Agent with Marlene Dietrich Real Estate DRE #01291332

- Never squat with yer spurs on.

- There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

- Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

- If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

- After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

-Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

- It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

- Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

- Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey. - Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment

- If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

- When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

- When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

- Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

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Marlene Dietrich, Tony & Mike

Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

LOL

All very funny...and true

Enjoy the day

Jun 21, 2011 03:06 AM
Donnie McKinney
Purchase Realty Group - Paducah, KY
Donnie McKinney CCIM, Purchase Realty Group

Good chuckle to start the day off right ;) Your quip about arguing with a woman reminds me of the advice I give all young guys about to get married - "You only have two choices. You can be right, or you can be happy." All of those are funny and true lol

Jun 21, 2011 04:17 AM