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SEO? We don't need no steenking SEO!

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Real Estate Agent with Henderson, Thornton, Broomfield and Westminster 100026886

SEO?  We don't need no steenking SEO!dollar sign

(place tongue firmly in cheek.... and GO!)

It would seem that I don't need to worry about SEO.  I know that all of you other folks out there DO, it's just that I don't.  Really.

Because how else would you explain the sudden explosion in comments to my blog?  I am attracting people from all over the world!  And they absolutely LOVE my blog!

Truly, I have been inundated with fans this past week.  I'm thinking of hiring a full-time assistant just to help me deal with the onslaught of comments that will need to be approved.  Plus, once I go out on my book tour and cash in the check that is coming from Africa, I'll need someone to man the fort.

Because you, my fellow Rainers, are no doubt dying to know how I did it, I'll share with you.  The post getting the most buzz was written in 2009.  But excellent quality writing of this sort is, in a word, timeless.  (See what the heck I am referring to here.)

I'll share a few of my favorites:

"You’ll find some fascinating factors in time during this article but I don’t know if I see all of them middle to heart. There’s some validity but I will get hold opinion until I search into it further. Very good article , thanks and we would like far more! Extra to FeedBurner also"     Huh.  I DO, in fact, find "fascinating factors in time".  Just about everywhere I go!  I'm so pleased that I could provide this to others via the worldwide web.  If I am lucky, this person will get back to me once they search into it further....

"Fantastic beat ! I wish to apprentice while you amend your web site, how can i subscribe for a blog web site? The account aided me a acceptable deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast provided bright clear concept"    Wow- someone actually wants to apprentice me?  Plus, it has a great beat and you can really dance to it.

"I’d need to verify with you here. Which is not some thing I typically do! I take pleasure in studying a post which will make men and women believe. Also, thanks for permitting me to comment!"  Well friend, you are welcome.  And making men and women believe is what I'm all about....clearly I was able to accomplish a lot, as this is not something you typically do!

Anyone else having this much fun lately?  These comments go on with varying levels of coherence, but I thought I'd share just a few.

Keep it Raining, folks!

PS. No commenters nor bloggers were injured in the making of this post.  All content is sarcastic in nature, but all comments quoted are 100% real.  None of them will be seen on my website, however, as I don't intend to make myself into a spam magnet! 

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Comments(14)

Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hi Jennifer,  Hmmm... Tghought I might be the only recipiant of these emeils !  A couple went on for a brief period of time but usually just stopped cold turkey.  Some out there need to get a life !

Jun 22, 2011 06:08 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Jennifer....I hate spam....both kinds....what's in that can is not edible.....if the butcher doesn't sell it, don't buy it!!!

Jun 22, 2011 06:11 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

I dunno... it sounds as though "someone" was damaged before they sat down at their keyboard.

Jun 22, 2011 06:56 AM
Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC - Fort Collins, CO
Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate

Hi Jennifer - Nice! I'd guess that you got assigned as homework to some English language class somewhere. I actually like this stuff, as long as it isn't the Nigerians trying to esyablish a mutually beneficial business relationship.

Jun 22, 2011 06:58 AM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

:) 

(obviously NOT for 25 points!)

Jun 22, 2011 07:17 AM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

You make SPAM taste good!!!  (At least it's somewhat more palatable when presented in your post!!)  :-)

Jun 22, 2011 07:47 AM
Peggy Hughes/pha logistix, inc.
pha logistix inc - San Francisco, CA
SF NYC LA

Jenn... I too have a few laughs when I read the comments on my website blog.  But, I'm guessing someone out there is "approving" the comment, otherwise, why would they continue to keep sending?

Jun 22, 2011 09:16 AM
Jennifer Prestwich
Henderson, Thornton, Broomfield and Westminster - Henderson, CO
Madison & Co Properties

Bill- Good to know we are not alone, huh?  Glad it stopped for you.  I guess I'll have to just tough it out for awhile.... 

Ma- Any meat in a can is suspect if you ask me....  so is any canned comment!

Alan- Do you think so?  So I shouldn't let them apprentice me then? ;)

Bliz- You are worth way more than 25 points to me, anyway!!

Dick- I never thought of that!  Maybe I did....  My dad used to always tell me I'd make a fascinating subject for study... ;)

Carla- I knew you'd appreciate the sarcasm!! 

Peggy- Great point.  I think they also believe they are slipping in on a site that doesn't have a human behind it who cares what goes out there...

 

Jun 22, 2011 10:02 AM
Brad Rachielles
CENTURY 21 Peak, Ca BRE# 01489453 - Upland, CA
REALTOR, CDPE, Upland, CA

I'm Rolling on the floor laughing. At first, I thought you may have been referring to someone's comments to you about SEO { :-) }. Then, I got over it and just appreciated how worldly some bloggers can be..... and what a wonderful sense of humor can do to brighten the day. Thanks Jennifer.

Jun 22, 2011 02:56 PM
Jennifer Prestwich
Henderson, Thornton, Broomfield and Westminster - Henderson, CO
Madison & Co Properties

David- It must be all of the posts you do about grammar and vocabulary.... or something...  lol!

Brad- I guess my title might be a little misleading.... but the point is that I don't need to worry, I attract spam regardless!  haha!  Glad it made you laugh :)

Jun 23, 2011 03:41 AM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

I can't understand the get to 10 comments and stop folks.  They're missing out on the fun :)  I've lost count of how many we'll do in a day, but we're almost to 16,000 in a bit over a year (although I'm sure that is more in response to folks on our own posts vs. out wandering around!).

Jun 23, 2011 04:27 AM
Jennifer Prestwich
Henderson, Thornton, Broomfield and Westminster - Henderson, CO
Madison & Co Properties

BLiz- no kidding!  I have fortunately been pretty busy lately, so my comments are down, but my reading list is long and very enjoyable! :)

Jun 23, 2011 04:35 AM
Shannon Coe
exp realty of California, Inc. - Oceanside, CA
760-586-5268, San Diego Realtor

I love to read your blogs, always funny, I guess I am a fan!

Jun 24, 2011 03:23 AM