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Real Estate Broker/Owner with RE/MAX The Producers
Elevator Magic

Hillbilly  Real Estate Agent

A real estate agent from the hills took his family on a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up.

They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"

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Mike Schneider
10 YRS with Active Rain ! - Lake in the Hills, IL
ABR, CDPE, SFR

hahahaha....funny one...and i recall hearing it years back....but still funny. Growing up in an elevator building in NYC...i appreciate the humor.  now as for building my career.....im situated in chicago....so, the commute would be tough..

actually im writing this from Nannastad, Norway.....so Omaha, really doesnt sound too far of a comute right now, even in the winter months......wishing you continued success...glad i stopped by your blog ......mike

Jun 25, 2011 09:26 AM